What would you say if..?

[TropicalStarfish]

First you answer the latest post then ask your own, "What would you say if..."

Example: What would you say if you were a water filter?<--latest post.

Your post:
Answer:I would say, "I like pickles, but I do my best work with water."
Question:What would you say if you were a tricycle?

So, I'll start it off...

What would you say if you were an egg beater?

 

[Barbaloot]

Answer: "I realize I have anger issues, but I cannot stop beating eggs. It comes naturally to me."

What would you say if you were a cat?

 

[Sci-Fi]

Answer: "That coughed up fur ball was exactly what it looks like."

What would you say if you were a brick?

 

[Liam]

Answer: "I'm rock solid"

What would you say if you were god?

 

[Campbell]

"Yes, noses were supposed to look that way."

What would you say if you were a dump truck?

 

[LonelyInAtl]

Man, do I have to take a massive dump!

What would you say if you were a cat?

 

[Lonely in BC]

Not a damned thing, we're above mere mortals.

What would you have to say if you won a lottery?

 

[Dragonfriend]

I'd say ... (nothing)

What would you say if Jesus showed up at your door? (regardless if you believe in him or not)

 

[Sci-Fi]

Probably "Oh my god" or "Son of a God" or "Jesus Christ"

What would you say if you were the earth.

 

[whispers]

Man those little parasites crawling all over me are itchy, and they are realy starting to make me sick.

What would you say if you were a pubic hair

 

[gabriel20]

"it's dark in here"


What would you say if zombie's are breaking down the door of your house

 

[jd7]

"it's dark in here"


What would you say if zombie's are breaking down the door of your house

Come and get it, MFers!

What would you say if: You won the Power Ball Jackpot?

 

[EveWasFramed]

"I quit."

What would you say if three midgets suddenly began pelting you with peanut butter sandwiches and lemon drops?

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

Come and get it, MFers!

What would you say if: You won the Power Ball Jackpot?

I think I just did!

 

[gabriel20]

What would you say if I said,.........behave yourself Alma! Lol

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

I'd tell you I'm still on a high from yesterday's derby & booty block you off track /thread lease

What would you do if you woke up with a great sense of longing?

 

[gabriel20]

Act on my feelings


What would you say if i said,..................fly away?

 

[mountainvista]

Act on my feelings


What would you say if i said,..................fly away?

I'd start singing...

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What would you say if I started tap-dancing?

 

[gabriel20]

"Aren't you going to hurt yourself,dancing on the faucet's"?



What would you say if you were being chased up the sidewalk by little pink and green six legged monsters?

 

[Serenia]

I say timeout whist I got out my sword

What would you say if I sang Christmas songs alllll dayyyy looooong?