Chicken coops are kind of small even the larger ones wouldn't work. Now the big chicken houses would work but nope....chickens = chicken honeysuckle. I'd just find an old shed or make a dugout with some felled trees and branches. We used to do that all the time as kids. We had little forts everywhere.
Would you try to break up a physical fight between teenage boys?
I wouldn't but not because I haven't paid for it yet but rather I don't like to walk and eat. Its a weird thing for me, I actually hate seeing people walking and eating. I just want to scream sit down or stop eating. I never do that to strangers but if I know you. My son will do it to aggravate me sometimes.
Would you secretely sabatoge someone else's success? I.E. sugary treats to someone who is trying to loose weight even though she is already skinnier then you. Ha! ha!