Would you rather..

[Joturbo]

Curtains

Would you rather be president or primeminister

 

[Volt]

If i knew what i was doing, maybe.

Would you rather clean with a dry or wet cloth?

 

[Pathfinder]

wet.....and my dog JUST ate my swiffer. seriously...so no choice now.

Would you rather mop or vacuum?

 

[Volt]

Vacuum.

Would you rather read or watch?

 

[Sarah G]

Read.

Would you rather sunbathe or sightsee?

 

[user 130057]

Sight see.

Would you rather watch a sport or take part in one?

 

[user 108508]

Definitely watch - I was always a better cheerleader than player.

Would you rather fight with your hands or with your intellect?

 

[constant stranger]

I would start with intellect to avoid the fight. If a fight couldn't be avoided, my intellect and practicing would direct my hands, feet and anything else I could find to subdue my opponent.

Would you rather drive on a sightseeing trip or be the passenger?

 

[user 130057]

Well, the lack of a driving license might be a bit of a problem, so I'm going to go with passenger.

Would you rather have a serious conversation or a funny one?

 

[user 108508]

Seriously funny is my preference.

Would you rather give a speech to a large crowd from a 150' monitor with spinach stuck in your teeth or lead a meeting with a coffee stain on the crotch of your pants in front of the president of the company?

 

[Volt]

The second thing. I can probably get out of that one relatively unscathed.

Would you rather use public transportation or a bicycle?

 

[user 108508]

Would an Uber count as 'public'? Buses scare me and I am a terrible cyclist.

Would you rather skip breakfast or dinner?

 

[Volt]

Well unless you make it very private.

I'd rather skip dinner i think.

Would you rather poop in a forest or pee on the floor of your living area?

 

[user 108508]

Poop in the forest.

Would you rather fly to a destination or hitchhike?

 

[Volt]

Fly.

Would you rather walk in the desert, or in Siberia?

 

[Pathfinder]

Siberia...if I was dressed or it as best that I could be.

Would you rather watch a repeating News Channel on TV, or not have the TV on at all?

 

[Volt]

Not have the TV on at all.

Would you rather work as an electrician or as a wateritrician?

 

[user 108508]

What is a 'wateritrician'? Probably that.

Screaming toddler or a fork to the eyes?

 

[Volt]

A word i made up.

Fork to the eyes, definitely. I'll take a fork for both eyes.

Glass or wooden table?

 

[Joturbo]

Wood


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