I don't wish to do either. Neither one would make me feel very good. I could never face being a celebrity, so I'm going to have to bed one, but I'll politely explain that I'm not into it and have no interest in anything further.
I'd rather receive one (though depending on what it is or who it's from, I might still doubt it).
Would you rather be able to do whatever you wanted in the real world due to near-infinite wealth and top-level ability in the areas of your choice?
Or would you rather live in a cartoon world, and be able to do whatever you wanted there because it's a cartoon (but never experience things as they are in the real world)?