Yes or No

[MissGuided]

Oh, she hasn't mastered the doorknob yet? Lazy bitch....


Didn't I tell you not to touch that?!

 

[bulmabriefs144]

Yes. But I did it anyway.

Is this your kitten?

 

[MissGuided]

Nope.

Did you wash your face?

 

[bulmabriefs144]

...Nope. (Runs to bathroom)

Can you speak Japanese?

 

[BrokenInside]

No

Is earth smaller than sun?

 

[bulmabriefs144]

No, it's bigger! (Earth is awesome like that)

Is there something you want to tell me? (ultra-serious face)

 

[MisfitsAndLovers]

Yes. I'm the one who accidentally left the kitchen light on all night.

Have you ever read a 300 page book in one sitting?

 

[A_T_Swordsman]

No
(though it would be cool If I did)

Do thigh-highs turn you on?

 

[MissGuided]

Not sure if you are referring to boots or stockings, but my answer for both would depend on the situation.

Did you pay the pizza delivery man?

 

[theraab]

I did.

Did you leave that poor waitress a good tip?

 

[MissGuided]

Absolutely - always do.

Isn't it past your bed time?

 

[curly94]

no is that your shirt the dogs lying on?

 

[theraab]

No, it's a different one.

Did you hear the news?

 

[MissGuided]

Yes, I not only heard - I was there.

Can I borrow some sugar?

 

[curly94]

sure

can i have thAT

 

[theraab]

I guess.

Would you mind picking up milk on your way home?

 

[MissGuided]

Yes...anything else?

Did you change the batteries in the smoke detector?

 

[theraab]

I did, but then I needed some for the remote.

Is that what I think it is?

 

[MissGuided]

Unfortunately, yes it is.

Did you secure your carry-on luggage securely in the overhead compartment?

 

[theraab]

Yes.

Would you mind returning your seat back to the full and upright, locked position?