Yes or No

[MissGuided]

Is there any other way?

Would like coffee with dessert?

 

[theraab]

Decaf, if you have it, please.

Did you scrape your plate before putting it in the dishwasher?

 

[MissGuided]

Not only scraped, but they are washed *before* being washed in the dishwasher as I consider that to really be more of a 'sanitizer'.

Was the phone call for me?

 

[theraab]

Yes and no - it was a telemarketer - I told them you no longer had this number.

Did you get my voicemail?

 

[MissGuided]

No, I didn't.

Are you sure you dialed the right number?

 

[theraab]

I'm sure I did. I'll double check, though.

Why didn't you pick up just now?

 

[MissGuided]

Oh, I forgot to take it off of vibrate, sorry.

Are you going to try again?

 

[theraab]

I will.

Is that better?

 

[MissGuided]

It is, thank you.

Did you turn out the kitchen light?

 

[theraab]

Yes.

Did you remember to shut the flue?

 

[MissGuided]

*cough cough* Um, no. Sorry.

Did you leave fingerprints on the glass door?

 

[theraab]

That was the dog. Even the ones that are up 6 feet on the glass.

Did you remember to put Windex on the list?

 

[MissGuided]

^ lol..somehow, i bought that story....

Yes, I did!

Who put 'fried chicken fixins' on my shopping list - was that you??

 

[theraab]

It was.

Do you mind giving me some advice?

 

[MissGuided]

Absolutely - don't eat yellow snow.

Was that what you had in mind?

 

[theraab]

Yes.

Is it me, or did they change the packaging on this?

 

[MissGuided]

No, I think they put less in the box but charge the same price. Vultures.

Did you remember to add the fabric softener when the cycle changed?

 

[theraab]

The wha????

Was I supposed to?

 

[MissGuided]

Oh dear, it's OK. I'll do it.

Were you the one who popped out from behind the chair to scare me? That's not funny.

 

[theraab]

Yes.

Scotch?