You know you're getting old when

[user 108508]

^Thanks - blame Google.

You know you are getting older when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police.

 

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You know you are getting older when you have more patience, but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.

 

[Outcast]

You know you're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

 

[Badjedidude]

You know you are getting older when you have more patience, but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.

I hear that, man. Just don't have the energy to care anymore.

 

[GraceBlossom]

When you can't eat an Easter Egg in one go anymore.

 

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[Veruca]

When sniffing beer gets you drunk...

 

[user 108508]

 

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[johnny196775]

You know your old when your age catches up with your IQ.

 

[user 108508]

 

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[user 108508]

 

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[ladyforsaken]

 

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[user 108508]

^Awww, Etch-a-sketch!!!

You know you're getting old when ....

 

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[Rosewood]

I quit smoking to avoid sin tax. A pack of cigarettes were going up to a dollar. This is part of a statement by the American Long Association

Put a different way, the average retail price of a pack of cigarettes in The United States is $5.51. But the real price of a pack of cigarettes to society and to the state's economy is $18.05 per pack. Helping smokers quit is an important opportunity to not only save lives, but also save The United States money.

I started at severity-five cents,