That's the weirdest thing ever. I have never heard anyone asked that question before, then I just finished watching a Youtube video where someone was asked that very question... and they were called "Danielle Ate The Sandwich". Now I'm freaked out... lol
I guess I'd be a bacon sandwich because I'm comforting and when things are going bad, I'm the thing you turn to, but in the end, I'm slowly killing you.