Corrupt the wish game.

[MissGuided]

Granted, but all the communication is translated into Swahili.

I wish whatever I felt like watching was always on TV whenever I desired it to be.

 

[MadMonkè]

Granted. everything and anything you want is available on tv. but it soon becomes an addiction that you cannot kick. you commit one of the deadly sins, sloth. and in doing so, have corrupt your once successful life.
you become enchanted by tv and its fantasies but cannot commit to work for it, you just expect things to happen for you. which it doesnt. so you go back to watching tv which of course always has what you want.... and the cycle repeats until you become so lazy, you cannot even get out of your seat to eat or goto washroom and you eat your own poop.

ummm..... I think I enjoy this game too much....

I wish I inherited a fortune from a rich uncle that I dont know.

 

[MissGuided]

WOW...talk about being careful what you wish for, lol


Your wish is granted, but the money you inherited was actually stolen mob money and you are now being hunted relentlessly like a dog.

 

[Antonio]

You didn't wished anything! Now that I was going to join the game... awwww...

WOW...talk about being careful what you wish for, lol


Your wish is granted, but the money you inherited was actually stolen mob money and you are now being hunted relentlessly like a dog.

 

[MissGuided]

Aw crap, you're right! Sorry...

I wish that I were the President of the United States and had ultimate power.

 

[Antonio]

Granted. But, you will no longer be hable to feel any kind of pleasure or love in your life. All food will taste sour and your vision will no longer be hable to see colours.

I wish that I were the best artist (designer) that ever existed and will exist.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, although the appreciation of all creative expressionism is now illegal and punishable by instant death, so no one admires your work.

I wish someone would take my car to get detailed this morning.

 

[Antonio]

Granted. However you loose your hability to drive a car and trade your car for a scooter, which you are forced to drive for the rest of your life.

I wish that I would never be mentally and physically tired again.

 

[LoneStar1989]

Granted. However you are captured by a monkey mob and made to be their piggy back ride giver for the rest of your life!

I wish I could come up with a more interesting post!

 

[wolf359]

Granted. Except the next person has a better one.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted, but you can only fly, you will no longer be able to touch the earth and have to sleep floating.

I wish for a kinder gentler world.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but now that everyone is so sickeningly sweet, it becomes socially acceptable to pee on your neighbor, as he will no longer get upset.

I wish that there were never lines at the grocery store checkouts.

 

[MadMonkè]

Granted. <KABOOM> all the nukes around the world goes off.
And you are the sole survivor of a post apocalyptic world. shopping....
you wish you had a dog.
:foreveralone:

I wish I had courage to face all of my fears.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted. But, all that excess confidence led to horrible judgement and you thought it would be a good idea to skydive naked, covered in wildflower honey and now, you are stuck in a tree without a living soul within 500 miles....and you are starting to hear growling....

 

[MadMonkè]

LOL nice... sounds like I got over my fear of dying. hahaha
And I'm slightly aroused..... lol jk


but wheres your wish, miss?

 

[MissGuided]

LOL nice... sounds like I got over my fear of dying. hahaha
And I'm slightly aroused..... lol jk


but wheres your wish, miss?

slightly aroused...lmao, perv....I just hope your hands were free in that tree and you were able to cover your junk before Winnie the Poo's cousin figured out he found a 'honey stick'....

dammit, I am the world's WORST for forgetting to post the question...sorry - I swear, I need an assistant...

I wish I would stop getting distracted and temporarily forgetting the thread rules....

 

[bodeilla]

Granted. You start following the rules strictly and jump all over people who don't. Soon you are flamed to death and your computer gets attacked by a forum scrambler and instantly you lose communication with all outside beings.

I wish I had a white 2012 Corvette.

 

[Veilside05]

Granted. At the very moment you got the keys, you opened the door, sat in the driver seat and started to crank the engine. Nothing happens! You went on to pop open the bonnet and reality hit you at its hardest - the engine and gearbox is not there.

I wish that everytime I wake up, its in a different part of the world.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but you have no home, so every morning you wake up at a strangers house, and get kicked out with nothing but the clothes, and this is the story of the rest of your life...

I wish i had a super performant camera

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now all your friends want you to photograph/record all their important events...and they also all ask you to help them move.

I wish Dane Cook would never appear in anything ever again.