Corrupt the wish game.

[Veilside05]

Granted but they are all toys.

I wish I could tune my own car.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now all your friends want you to tune theirs too.

I wish I had a job that was fun.

 

[BrokenInside]

Granted but now you are not allowed to sleep.

I wish i could speak all the languages.

 

[frizzler]

Granted but now nobody wants to talk with you.

I wish i could have a happy life while procrastinanting.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now you burn up in a housefire as you think "I'll get around to escaping"

I wish I had a farm in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Lostman]

Granted, but you turn into a grumpy old man and Courage the cowardly dog constantly annoys the crap out of you whilst all the strange goings on.

I wish I had some delicious cookies.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now you've lost your taste buds and can't enjoy them.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but it's a shame you forgot how to drive.

I wish I could blink away pain like 'I Dream of Jeannie'.

 

[musicstoodstill]

(hugs) Granted but then you can never wear anything else but that outfit

I wish i could be a successful writer living in europe with the love of my life

 

[MissGuided]

^ hmm...that might actually work in my favor if I need other stuff in the future!

Granted, but now you have lost your sight, hearing and sense of touch.

 

[musicstoodstill]

ah...but i can taste!

where's your wish, MG?

 

[MissGuided]

ah...but i can taste!

where's your wish, MG?

Crap - sorry! I wish that my hair stylist made house calls.

 

[musicstoodstill]

it's ok...you lost your senses posting that last one

Granted but then she does your hair ala Gaga

I wish someone would feed me grapes, massage my feet and lavish me with garnished drinks

 

[MissGuided]

lol, Yes, I did - you know me too well.

Granted - A 6' tall blonde with long tanned legs and a sexy voice. And his name is Barney.

I wish I could nap at work.

 

[musicstoodstill]

well, they do have sex change operations these days, don't they? (shudders)

Granted but then you can't wake up when they start handing out million dollar bonuses


I wish a gorgeous woman would fire Barney and take his place massaging my feet, feeding me drinks and lavishing me with garnished drinks

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but the drinks are laced with arsenic and she has calloused hands with horrible psoriasis on them.

I wish I had a tree house.

 

[musicstoodstill]

how freaking cool -- a tree house! they have some cool tree houses (for rent) outside seattle. (called The Tree Point, if i remember correctly)

Granted but then a million and one critters eat away at the wood

I wish i owned my own Ikea and antique store

 

[MissGuided]

Aw, I am glad you corrupted that, then. I totally forgot about all the 'nature' that would try to get in. I do not care for critters...

Granted, but your business is so very successful that you never have time for romance, dating or the nekkid mambo.

 

[musicstoodstill]

no more nekkid mambo? blasphemy, my dear.

you forgot your wish again

 

[MissGuided]

no more nekkid mambo? blasphemy, my dear.

you forgot your wish again

Hells bells! I'm sorry, you're right - I blame the meds!

I wish that I didn't **** up these threads so consistently. *sigh*