Corrupt the wish game.

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted now you can have anything you wish for!



I wish I was your wish! Lol .x

 

[gabriel20]

My wish was never granted and is now past it's use by date,............so,


I wish I was relaxing somewhere nice.

 

[PurpleMist]

Your wish is granted, now you're relaxing in a spa bath together with a 83 year old naked woman.

I wish I had my own place

 

[gabriel20]

Oh please! Stop putting those sort of images in my head!

Your wish is granted,you have you're own place,but you have to share it with the Scottish roller Derby team!

 

[Dreamermec]

So what is your wish Gabriel? I haven't corrupted your wishes for a while

 

[gabriel20]

Hi Dream,sorry,i missed putting wish,apologies.

I wish that I could go and live on a desert Island.

 

[Mr Seal The Albatros]

(Ooh! I always loved these! )
Granted! You live on an island in the middle of a desert!

I wish it would rain fish.

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted,but the fish are zombie fish,and try to eat you.


I wish I was travelling across the World to visit all the nice people on ALL.

 

[ThisModernLove]

Your wish is granted, but you will be traveling by donkey. If you are crossing a body of water, you will be paddling a kayak.

I wish I were in Virginia right now.

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but you have to travel along the Chuckahominy river in my kayak that has sprung a leak and you have no paddles.



I wish I was having key lime pie in the Blue Heron restaurant in Virginia watching you paddle past.

 

[PurpleMist]

Your wish is granted, but there is too much key in your pie, so you're breaking your teeth

I wish I had a Long Island Ice Tea

 

[gabriel20]

Ha! I like eating keys! Nice heart shaped ones,key's to my heart!


Your wish is granted,but the glass is a trick glass and the tea dribbles down your clothes!

 

[Dreamermec]

Hey Gabriel, you forgot to wish again... I feel cheated, I always remind you but I don't get the chance to corrupt your wishes

 

[gabriel20]

Old age DreamerMec,sorry! Plus bad spot!


I wish I was a teenager again!

 

[ThisModernLove]

Wish granted, but you are a teenager living in 14th century London. No internet for you.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Pasha Selim]

It's peace in the world at last but an unstoppable lethal asteroid is one year close to Earth

I wish for inner peace

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted for inner peace,but you have an alien monster growing inside you,and it's ,................hungry!


I wish I was 6' 5".

 

[PurpleMist]

Your wish is granted, but I on,y understand the metric system so you're now 65cm...

I wish I had a kitten

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted,but it's a baby Sabre-Tooth tiger kitten,and it has an evil glint in it's eye!



I wish I was a kitten!

 

[DDZ]

Granted, you are a kitten....unfortunately you belong to a meat seller in Guangdong province China.

I wish I had 1,000 acres of land