Corrupt the wish game.

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted you will always be re tired!

I wish I was married

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but it's a loveliness sexless marriage.



I wish I wasn't in a loveliness sexless marriage. Ha! Ha!

 

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted but it's a loveliness sexless marriage.



I wish I wasn't in a loveliness sexless marriage. Ha! Ha!

It's a lose lose situation lol

Your wish is granted and you will have your loveless sexless freedom!


I wish I can find the girl of my dreams

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but she only sees you as the "Brother she never had"



I wish I could be twenty again

 

[Dreamermec]

Wish is granted - you will be twenty days old forever!

I wish to live on a tropical paradise

 

[DVEUS]

you wish is granted but it's always hurricane season...

i wish i could buy the new 700hp dodge charger hellcat...

 

[Mr Seal The Albatros]

Granted. Your new dodging and charging hellkitty has 700 health points. (Yes, I play a lot of D&D) Enjoy!

I wish I was a fish.

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but you just got gobbled up by a bigger fish.


I wish I was home in bed.

 

[Dreamermec]

Wish is granted but you have noisy neighbors and you can't sleep

I wish I was a sailor

 

[DVEUS]

your wish is granted but you went down with the edmund fitzgerald

i wish i had a garage...

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but its too narrow to fit your car in.



I wish I had a car like yours.

 

[TheSkaFish]

You get the car, but as soon as you enter, someone comes along and locks you in it in such a way that you cannot free yourself. They then force you to listen to Bon Jovi for 24 hours a day for a week. They run through their entire discography, and if it ends before the week is through, they start it over. Not to worry, they do feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner though, and the food is at least half-decent.

I wish I could travel in time to any day of my choosing, with all the knowledge I have now.

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but you only get between the day you were born and three days later.



I wish I could be an astronaut.

 

[TheSkaFish]

You become an astronaut, but you become the first...to be captured by grey aliens!

I wish I had unlimited brainpower.

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but the grey aliens kidnap you and take you back to their home planet for study.



I wish I was an alien!

 

[DVEUS]

your wish is granted but you are a ginger alien therefore being executed

i wish my job was closer to home...

 

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted but it's actually too close that it blocks the sun and air

I wish I can read minds..

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but you can only read the last but one thought that someone is thinking.


I wish you would stop reading my mind!

 

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted but your mind will be blank so no one can read it lol

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[DVEUS]

your wish is granted but you spend it all in one night at the casino...

i wish i was independently wealthy...