Corrupt the wish game.

[Rosebolt]

You can, but you will become colour blind.

I wish i could stay at home all day today.

 

[ucxb]

Granted but your eyelids are taped shut, have fun!

I wish I could fall asleep

 

[user 108508]

No problem. Unfortunately, you feel into a deep sleep....right into the bowl of soup you were eating.

I wish my to-do list was a heck of a lot shorter....

 

[Rosebolt]

It is, but it now consists of tasks which take an average of a year to complete.

I wish my pizza was done.

 

[Edward W]

Wish granted, but it was so good that I used my Jedi powers to being it to me and ate it!

I wish I had a time control device so I could pause time whenever I wanted to.

 

[user 108508]

You do now. The problem is that it's glitchy so instead of pausing, you end up with an endless stutter.

I wish I had a personal masseur at my beck and call.

 

[Rosebolt]

You do, but he's hopelessly in love with you.

I wish i had infinte money.

 

[user 108508]

Granted. But, sadly, the currency has changed to rocks.

I wish I had a piece of cheesecake.

 

[Rosebolt]

You do, but it's expired for a year.

I wish this black sky would leave.

 

[user 108508]

It left. The problem is that now the sun is so blazing hot you cannot leave the house without acquiring 3rd degree burns.

I wish that Fall would hurry up and get here.

 

[Rosebolt]

That makes two of us - I mean it's here, but you're getting hurricane after hurricane.

I wish the annoying colleague wouldn't be at work tomorrow.

 

[user 108508]

^yes...those and tornadoes are tough.

You're in luck. However, his/her brother has taken the job, promoted instantly to your superior and is 10x as obnoxious.

 

[Rosebolt]

You wish i would make a wish for you?

Not granted.

I wish the laundry would fold itself.

 

[user 108508]

^LOL, oh snap. Sorry, got carried away I guess.

Your laundry is now magically able to not only fold itself, but iron itself, as well. As a result, the laundry gremlins immediately place the folded laundry back into the dirty clothes pile, to keep you in check.

I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish.

 

[Rosebolt]

^ Don't worry.

Granted, but you take ten times as long to come up with a wish.

I wish there was a third gender.

 

[user 108508]

Granted, but the third gender is made up of angry birds who never stop complaining.

I wish I had more energy today.

 

[Rosebolt]

Granted, but it's spend on responding to my responses on the game section here.

I wish i knew what to buy for my sister's birthday.

 

[user 108508]

Luckily, you find the perfect gift. Sadly, you forgot to change your calender and it arrives a month late. Now, she's pissed.

I wish I had one more day before my holiday ends.

 

[zero]

Wish granted, you have a full week free, but the weather turns cold and rainy and you have to stay inside the whole week.

I wish it were august again.

 

[Lilith]

It's August again, but it feels like January to you.

I wish my boyfriend could come back this weekend.