Corrupt the wish game.

[rudechaos]

Wish granted, but your night vision only works with the things you are afraid of and hate to see...

I wish I could teleport anywhere and anytime I want

 

[Mr.YellowCat]

You are granted your wish. Although I can not say the same for your clothes.

I wish to see the new Keanu Reaves movie.

 

[ucxb]

bam! granted! you ARE watching said movie but its in Portuguese with French subtitles

I wish my feet were not cold !

 

[Blue Bob]

puff! you're a fire walker, but you're sleep walking and don't know it!

I wish I was on a tropic island.

 

[MadMonkè]

Kazaaaaaam. you open your eyes and you blue water, palm trees, and a thousand miles from civilization. a pristine paradise on earth and nobody can hear you scream... when it finds you.... T.T

I wish that I had precise control of the weather of the world.

 

[Cavey]

You have precise control of the weather on this world... unfortunately, you're simultaneously teleported to the other side of the galaxy.

I wish I had an endless supply of mint choc chip ice cream in waffle cones.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Get it ... with rat poo-poo as topping

I wish I could humiliate anyone I want

 

[Edward W]

Kazam! You now have that power, but the world has been taken over by robots who think humilation is illogical and ignore your efforts.

 

[user 108508]

I wish that Edward would have posted a wish.

 

[Edward W]

I wish that Edward would have posted a wish.

Wish granted, but I wish for Miss Guided to have a custard pie thrown into her face (for making me look stoopid! )

 

[user 108508]

Granted! But, luckily I was able to deflect the custard before it hit. Unfortunately, the deflected pie goo landed right in Edward's mouth as he was laughing hysterically and he choked on it!

I wish the price of those cute little slingbacks I saw at the mall yesterday would be magically cut in half!

 

[Cavey]

Wish granted... unfortunately, the shoes shoes have now met a similar fate.

I wish that I could control the weather.

 

[johnny196775]

you can but only on neptune

I wish world peace and happiness for everyone in the universe.

 

[Edward W]

Wish granted, however to achieve this everyone in the universe now stays asleep (no talking - very quiet and peaceful), and just has nice dreams. This means everyone eventually poops the bed and dies of thirst and hunger.

I wish I never had to worry about money ever again.

 

[Cavey]

Wish granted... you will never worry about money again, but your nearest and dearest will do nothing else.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.

 

[johnny196775]

it is and now there are christmas advertisments and commercials all year round.

I wish air fed humans.

 

[Rosebolt]

It does, but it also eats the human brain.

I wish i were a horse.

 

[JustHazel]

Granted, but you are the last horse on earth and forced to roam the wilderness hiding from all the poachers and hunters and conservationists who want such a rare specimen for themselves.

I wish I made enough money to pay all of my bills and have enough left over to still do fun things.

 

[Rosebolt]

Granted, but fun is made extinct in the world, and bills will never stop coming.

I wish i understood and knew everything.

 

[johnny196775]

You do and now you are so depressed about it all that you can't function.

I wish i could see without glasses again.