Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[Somnambulist]

I heard that BadGuy gets violent when people try to pet his dog

Chick: "Aww, he's so cute ... can I pet him ?"
Dog: (Woof woof)
BadGuy: :club:

 

[user 108508]

^lol

Rumor has it that Somnambulist has filed a report with both PETA and local law enforcement as a matter of public safety.

 

[Somnambulist]

 

A little birdie tells me that MissGuided eats a lot of fiber and makes sure her dog does, too, in order to stay "regular"

 

[user 108508]

LOL - i *am* a fan of consistency.

A number of people have spoken in hushed tones regarding Somnambulist's peculiar fascination with human and animal excrement studies.

 

[Somnambulist]

(Haha, for me, the "consistency" you speak of is the ultimate goal)

Someone who had the wrong address just knocked on my door and said that she was MissGuided's first secret love when they were both 11 ... she said that MissGuided was a terrible kisser

 

[Bubblebeam]

 Somnambulist sure is a potty mouth today!

Rumour has it that Somnambulist is so tight with money he takes peoples' possessions and then returns them as 'gifts' for Christmas.

 

[Somnambulist]

^LMAO

The leader of an Aboriginal tribe has let me know that Bubblebeam, while hiking in the sweltering outback, ran out of food, and ate his beloved pet kangaroo. He is determined to come after her himself. "Joey" will be avenged, no matter what the cost.

 

[user 108508]

It's been said that Somnambulist actually posed for that picture. It's his the same ensemble he wore to prom...with his cousin. Ralph.

 

[Bubblebeam]

Way to go MissGuided. 

New information reveals that MissGuided got her name from travelling via missile, also causing the masses of UFO reports.

 

[Somnambulist]

It's been said that Somnambulist actually posed for that picture. It's his the same ensemble he wore to prom...with his cousin. Ralph.

(Actually, no. I don't look anything like that guy ! See for yourself ! http://oi67.tinypic.com/29ptfsy.jpg)

BadGuy claims that MissGuided never went to prom because her date changed his mind and took someone else to the prom instead

 

[user 108508]

^Ha. shows how much you know. I had two dates, actually

It would appear that Somnambulist has visited far too many of my former acquaintances than I am comfortable with. Methinks I need a restraining order....

 

[Somnambulist]

Rumor has it that MissGuided is an undercover NSA agent carefully recording everything being said here. Her username was picked so that missile loving terrorists would feel comfortable around her and start spilling the beans about their next missile strike on the casinos of Las Vegas, which is a place viewed by Islam as carnal and sinful.

 

[Bubblebeam]

This thread is killing me.

Rumour has it that Somnambulist was in a super saiyan state whilst taking the selfie linked earlier, but is still training to achieve the blonde hair. 

 

[Somnambulist]

LMAO ! (It was actually light brown highlights ... and what's "saiyan state" ?)

The universe has informed my senses that Bubblebeam's favorite shower song is "Do you come from the land down under ? ... where women glow and men plunder"

 

[user 108508]

Ha, this is getting good.

It is my understanding that Somnambulist does the Tom Cruise Risky Business underwear dance when he thinks no one is looking. And, sometimes....even if they are.

 

[Somnambulist]

(Haha, not a chance ... I don't like the song that he dances to, and I can't stand Tom Cruise ... I have nothing against people with different gender identities or sexual orientations, just Tom Cruise)

Rumor has it that MissGuided is the woman in yellow (far right in animation)

 

[user 108508]

^Wait. Gender identity...is he gay? I thought he was married? I do not care for him anymore either - but, that's because I think he has turned into a weirdo.

Rumor has it that Somnambulist performed the Ace Ventura 'ass me a question' routine at his college entrance interview.

 

[Somnambulist]

^Wait. Gender identity...is he gay? I thought he was married? I do not care for him anymore either - but, that's because I think he has turned into a weirdo.

I think he's a ******* *** and should change his gender/orientation legally. Same for Leonardo Di ***... he can afford a plastic vagina.

 

[user 108508]

^You forgot to spread a rumor!

 

[Somnambulist]

I'm a bit grumpy this morning. Rumor is ... MissGuided's grumpy cat meme can make people grumpy.