Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[user 108508]

LOL, stop blaming the meme cat, dude. Own the grumpiness.

I heard that when Somnambulist eats peanuts, he eats the whole thing - shell and all.

 

[Oldyoung]

Rumor has it that MissGuided has been around for a long time.

 

[user 108508]

^LOL, I have definitely 'been around', unfortunately.

I heard that OldYoung is not really old but definitely no longer young.

 

[Somnambulist]

LOL! OldYoung, if I were you, I'd wanna whoop MissGuided's a$$ !

I heard a most disturbing rumor that some of MissGuided 's canine teeth are rather disproportionately long

 

[user 108508]

^LOL and if I were *you*, Mr. Somnambulist, I'd sleep with one eye open....just in case.

There are so many whispers about Somnambulist, it's hard to focus on one but...one that comes to mind involves him, a shaved goat and a bottle of wine that he made in a prison toilet. *shudders*

 

[Somnambulist]

LMAO ! I had to look that up ... something that's trending right now.

I heard from MissGuided's neighbors that MissGuided doesn't allow anyone into her house ... they suspect it's because decomposing cadavers are hard not to notice, even with the blood all gone (supposedly consumed by MissGuided), there's plenty left for the maggots to feast on

 

[user 108508]

I ain't one to gossip, but....I believe Somnambulist is using my bloodsucking habits to throw the scent off of himself. My understanding is that he is the #2 suspect in the Creepy Clown cases. Right behind Michael Moore. Not cool, dude.

 

[Somnambulist]

^Hahaha

I recently heard a lot of thumping and stomping, then ventured outside to find a group of Native American tribesmen on horses. The leader walked over to me, and, with anger spewing from every open orifice of his body, asked me if I knew where MissGuided was. Apparently, the leader's headdress is missing a feather, which MissGuided plucked off of him when he was sleeping one day, and which she now uses as a bookmark. MissGuided, you have been marked for a slaughter.

No, the tribe leader is not constipated, just angry. He will get his missing feather back or die trying.

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[user 108508]

LOL, probably the latter - I don't like trespassing. (Can't see the image, though)

Somnambulist lives by the ocean, but cannot swim. Furthermore, he has a paralyzing fear of seagulls.

 

[Somnambulist]

OMG, are you a psychic or what ? (I do live by the ocean, I can't really swim, and I hate bird $#!t)

MissGuided is a New York City tough gal. Mess with her, and ...:club:

... or so I heard.

 

[Oldyoung]

I heard that somnabulist and missguided have something going on. they are sure talking a lot

 

[Somnambulist]

(Oh, wouldn't that be something ! But MissGuided and I have very different views about relationships and how they work, so unfortunately, not anytime soon )

I read in the San Jose Mercury News that OldYoung is going through a midlife crisis. First a Corvette, then a new spouse, now this forum ... sad.

 

[user 108508]

^LMAO, this whole thread is becoming more fun by the moment. And, SO not from NY, my friend....way, way, farther south.

I heard hat the reason Somnambulist is afraid of bird doodie is due to a traumatic childhood incident involving his baby bottle, oatmeal and raisins (or WERE they????)

Furthermore, I keep hearing whispers about OldYoung feeling slighted by someone else having fun, so I will include this piece of gossip. It has been said that OY has a burning desire to visit Italy because he is sure if he closes his eyes and pushes really, really hard, he can straighten out the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

 

[Somnambulist]

(Hahahaha ! And yeuck !!! Now, who's the one obsessed with excrement ?)

Many suspicious male forum members have PM'ed me that MissGuided is lurking on this forum, pretending to be "lonely", but in fact, stalking vulnerable potential mates, seeking out their lonely hearts to augment her collection in the trash bin. If you're male and a loner (i.e. roughly half the population of this forum), watch out !!!

Don't give her any of your private information. And, boys, really don't give her your heart unless you want her boot prints on it !

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[user 108508]

^LMAO! You do realize that not all of us on here are 'lonely', right? But, the heartbreaking part is probably right, I hate to admit. I am not a nice girl sometimes

Somnambulist prefers to whistle his orders at restaurants and often pays the price for it in 'special seasonings'.

 

[Somnambulist]

You do realize that not all of us on here are 'lonely', right?

Do explain. Why would someone who doesn't feel lonely join a site called "A Lonely Life" ? To help the less fortunate ? Serious question.

(And I know I didn't spread a rumor. Let's suspend the game for a minute)

 

[BadGuy]

I heard MissGuided doesnt want to share the Why

 

[user 108508]

Do explain. Why would someone who doesn't feel lonely join a site called "A Lonely Life" ? To help the less fortunate ? Serious question.

(And I know I didn't spread a rumor. Let's suspend the game for a minute)

1. To de-stress in the Games section. The end.
2. No, let's continue the thread as it was meant to be.

I heard MissGuided doesnt want to share the Why

Sorry, I was at work.

It is my understanding that BadGuy has, on occasion, donned a tutu and performed Swan Lake with the more grace than a prima ballerina. Even receiving several standing ovations from the local bingo club.

 

[BadGuy]

Not true the bingo bags expect me there 3X a week

I just found out MissGuided gave them my number

 

[user 108508]

^Ha!

Someone told me that BadGuy once held a career in toilet paper sales and won the "Most Absorbent Sales" award.