Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[BadGuy]

Not true but apparently there is supposed to be video of MissGuided wrapping my car in toilet paper .... the obove is a clear admission

 

[user 108508]

^I can neither confirm nor deny that.

This one time, BadGuy tried to negotiate a better price for the $1.49 chicken nugget deal at Burger King. He offered a goldfish that he won at the carnival, pocket lint and an REO Speedwagon cassette tape. They taped his photo behind the register with a warning to call the police whenever they see him.

 

[Bubblebeam]

 MissGuided's got me cracking up again.

It is rumoured that MissGuided is in fact a cookie baking time traveller and possibly even the Babushka Lady seen in the JFK assassination films, hence her user title. Beware of the deadly blue glow that radiates from her time machine within her closet. From this she may also emerge as Wonder Woman.

 

[user 108508]

^lmfao - that was great!

Bubblebeam has an entourage that follows her around with a smoke machine and plays the Darth Vader theme whenever she enters the room.

 

[Somnambulist]

I heard that MissGuided likes to sign up on porn sites, to play their "games" just like the games we play here

 

[Somnambulist]

Do explain. Why would someone who doesn't feel lonely join a site called "A Lonely Life" ? To help the less fortunate ? Serious question.

(And I know I didn't spread a rumor. Let's suspend the game for a minute)

1. To de-stress in the Games section. The end.
2. No, let's continue the thread as it was meant to be.

Wow, I sense a lot of righteous anger "The game must continue", LOL ! I said for a minute, not a decade.

 

[user 108508]

^Then, your Spidey Sense is on the fritz.

I heard that Somnambulist always wanted to be an octopus so he could eat eight times the pizza at once.

 

[Bubblebeam]

Actually that octopus rumour is about me. 

A friend in the business told me that MissGuided has applied many times to be on the show Extreme Cheapskates to demonstrate her extreme money saving tactics. Her favourite one; using kitty litter as a facial mask. No skimping of money is too much for MissGuided. Visit her ca- I mean human beauty salon today!

 

[Somnambulist]

Because Bubblebeam is my best friend (at least on this forum), she agreed to perform "Be a body" by Grimes (a song that is sacred to me). This is her at the Santa Barbara Bowl.

I was seated in the first row (most expensive seats). Bubblebeam, you rock !!! Santa Barbara ******* loves you and awaits your return !!!

 

[user 108508]

In order to get out of paying the dinner check, Somnambulist keeps a dead fly at the ready in his wallet.

 

[Somnambulist]

In order to get out of paying the dinner check, Somnambulist keeps a dead fly at the ready in his wallet.

Heyyyyyyyy ! You and Bubblebeam are picking on me about money because I'm unemployed and broke ... no fair :'(

MissGuided had a little incident, last night, at the nightclub she frequents. Whoops !

 

[user 108508]

^I'm just thankful I was wearing pants.


Somnambulist dons a Zorro mask and pushes shopping buggies into parked cars on Saturday nights.

 

[Somnambulist]

^ LOL

MissGuided's boyfriend (pictured) is, in reality, an Irish Catholic vigilante who goes around the streets of Boston killing drug dealers and other assorted trash.

Now, who drives the getaway car ? Guess ...

 

[user 108508]

^OMG, is that Daryl? I love Daryl!

Somnambulist went on a nature hike and got poison ivy in a very intimate spot. Instead of buying some calamine lotion like a normal person, he randomly stops strangers on the street and asks them to scratch it for him.

 

[Somnambulist]

^OMG, is that Daryl? I love Daryl!

Yes, but from a 90's movie ... thought you might recognize him He inspired two of my tattoos long before you fell in love with him.

Somnambulist went on a nature hike and got poison ivy in a very intimate spot. Instead of buying some calamine lotion like a normal person, he randomly stops strangers on the street and asks them to scratch it for him.

LMFAO ... Yes, but pretty women of legal age only.

What MissGuided does when not watching The Walking Dead ...

 

[user 108508]

^LOL, I do lurve me some Daryl. But I wish to God he'd let me get a hold of that mop on his head....it needs attention desperately.

Somnambulist loves nature so much that he has started mosquito rescue Kickstarter page. He already has $5 in donations, so he's halfway there.

 

[Somnambulist]

^Hahaha ... $5 is a lot of money to me right now. I could end the donation drive right now !

The much anticipated results are in ... the tiny island nation of Guided has held its breath for many anxious minutes now, and the winner is ... MissGuided !!!

 

[Meaw]

I heard Somnambulist just pretends to still be human - in reality that one has transferred its brain into the Internet, now living off of the energy of old people googling for Google.

Side rumor: The energy from those searches will be enough to keep Somnambulist alive in the Net for 4 million years more, which is the closest to a Perpetuum Mobile science has gotten this far.

 

[BadGuy]

Did you hear , Meaw wakes in the morning in the downward dog pose ?

 

[Somnambulist]

I heard that BadGuy is not only a sleepwalker, but he also somehow manages to leash his dog and take it along with him on his sleep walks. In other words, BadGuy is a dog-walking somnambulist.