John awakens from his slumbers,and ambles downstairs to his PC to see what's been happening on the cookie thread.After reading what had been happening during the night,John realises that Arnie hasn't been abducted by aliens after all! It was just a crazy dream! Arnie has been playing in the woods with that nice little girl Courtney,they have been playing with bears,and trees,and nice stuff like that.John takes a slurp of his tea,lights a cigarette and reads on,but what's this,they're gone!Nothing left but bear **** and cookies,all over the place!I wish those kids would tidy up when they've finished playing,thought John,but I might as well take the cookies.The bear **** can stay where it is!Then John went to make more tea.............
