My Cookie!

[ThatOneGirl]

For scarring me, I send a rabid dog to attack John:

My cookie

 

[Jilted John]

John laughs,that's not a rabid dog.It's one of those daft nodding dogs,like you've got on the back shelf of your car!
Courtney hangs her head in shame,climbs into her car,and drives off into the sunset,her toy dog in the rear window nodding gently.But she forgot to take her cookie!



My cookie!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

*drives back*
*throws toy dog at John for making fun of her attempts to scare him*
*takes cookie*

My cookie!

 

[Jilted John]

Have laced cookie with strong laxative,car screeches to a halt,Courtney jumps out,runs behind nearest cactus.



My cookie!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

John mistakenly eats the cookie with laxatives in it as well. He also ducks behind a cactus. When we see him next..he looks like this:

My cookie!

 

[Jilted John]

After John painfully pulls the cactus spines one at time out of his butt,with each scream he hatches another dastardly plot.
he staggers to Courtney's house,and through a hole in the fence,he spies her lying beside the pool munching cookies!She has grown so big from eating stolen cookies the lounger couldn't take the strain any longer,the front strut broke under the strain,and was catapulted into the pool were she sank to the bottom,still munching cookies.John, always the hero vaulted the fence and dived to the bottom of the pool and rescued the last cookie.

My cookie!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Oh, that's just great... 1. You were being a peeping tom. 2. I got really really fat 3.you just let me drown to save a cookie! In order to get revenge, I come back as a water ghost:

*John runs away screaming and drops his cookie*

My cookie!

 

[Jilted John]

Where do you get this stuff? We don't have to worry about going off topic,they've still got Arnie ha ha.

 

[ThatOneGirl]

I just think of what I want and then Google it. Simple as that!

 

[Arnie]

john didn't just **** bricks, he also **** his favorite turd. luckily for me the turd was willing to help me by distracting courtney with lively conversation of an off topic variety. while courtney is taken by john's favorite turd's wit and charm i steal back my cookie.

my cookie!
i really like this turd too! thanks little turd!*hugs*

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Hey Arnie, check out that tattoo over there:

While Arnie breaks out his bag of change, I steal my cookie back.

My cookie!

 

[Arnie]

while bent over tying her shoe this poor woman has quarters crammed in the crack of her ass. while trying to dislodge the coins she accidently kicks courtney in the head knocking her out. while she's out i steal the cookie.

my cookie!
jackpot! the coins dislodge and fall to the ground. i make off with them too!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Unfortunately, while Arnie is running away he drops some of the change and slips on it. While he is knocked out, I wake up, and reclaim the cookie.

My cookie!

 

[Jilted John]

Arnie,I am sitting here in my dressing gown, with tears rolling down my face after that fruit machine gag,and believe me,it takes a lot to make me laugh when I've just got out of bed.However,the cookie plot thickens!

John follows Courtney at a safe distance,and after stepping over Arnies prone body,he sees Courtney step into a ladies hair salon.John creeps up to the open doorway,and after winding up his clockwork mouse,he lets it go.Five seconds later there is an explosion of screaming, curlered,ladies through the doorway,followed by a single rolling cookie.

My cookie!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Courtney sees John leaving with the cookie. She follows him to a pub, where he has decided to have celebratory drinks for retrieving the cookie. Secretly, she gets the bartender to keep sending him drink after drink. After, a good while John passes out and falls out of his chair. Courtney runs over and takes the cookie.

My cookie!

 

[Jilted John]

But John's only pretending, (geeze,can he hold his beer or what) after Courtney leaves he gets up off the floor,and back on his stool,and winks at the bartender."How much did that cost her?" he asked. "£28" the barman replied.They both laughed themselves into a heap,and after drying their tears,the barman said,"Oh,and by the way these fell out her pocket"and handed John an entire packet of cookies!


My cookie(s)!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Courtney sees John getting up and having a laugh with the barman through the window as she is leaving. She storms back in, gives John a death glare, grabs the pack of cookies, and storms back out!

My cookie(s)!!

 

[Jilted John]

You only got away with it because you're a girlie,if it had been Arnie,I would have smacked him,then it would have been my cookie!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

I'm sure you would have. I used my girlishness to my advantage!

 

[Jilted John]

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