Jilted John
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John gets to where the hitch hiker wanted to go, he stops the cookie van,and opens up the back doors to find the hitch hiker,who he now recognises as Courtney,because she's eaten all the cookies,and returned to her normal weight!
Fuming,John struggles to pull her from the back of the van,but it's no good,she's wedged tighter than a ducks ass! He finds the jack,and manages some how to jack her up a couple of inches to drag her out.Just then he spots a cookie where she'd been sitting!After grabbing the cookie,John knocks off the hand break on the van,and watches as it picks up speed rolling back down the steep hill he'd just driven up to the sound of Courtney screaming "Get this f**king jack from up my asssssssss!!!!
My cookie!
Fuming,John struggles to pull her from the back of the van,but it's no good,she's wedged tighter than a ducks ass! He finds the jack,and manages some how to jack her up a couple of inches to drag her out.Just then he spots a cookie where she'd been sitting!After grabbing the cookie,John knocks off the hand break on the van,and watches as it picks up speed rolling back down the steep hill he'd just driven up to the sound of Courtney screaming "Get this f**king jack from up my asssssssss!!!!
My cookie!