Men never admit that it's hard for women in the dating scene. They always pick on women who say they're lonely and go, "Oh, gee. You have that slot between your legs. Just open it up to the public and yell, 'VEGAS BABY' and you'll never be lonesome again."
While I realize a lot of you don't realize it, meaningless sex actually DOES prevent you from being lonesome. You just have to have it so much that there isn't time to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, shower, or... wait. Who am I kidding? It's not like we girls do anything else. We don't have lives. We don't just visit this site between classes or clients, right?
So, yea. Just have so much meaningless sex that you're too darned busy to realize that not one of those guys gives a damn about you. After all, it's pretty significant that it's easy for us to get that sort of thing. We should be grateful that guys are so willing to insert tab A into slot B that they'll do it into pretty much any slot B that comes along. In fact, I recommend opening up slot C and D while you're at it. Heck, take a few tab As at once. Then you'll REALLY be too busy to feel lonely.
But you know, even then it can be rough. I wore this hat to a club that had a little neon sign that said, "I'm AVAILABLE". Not even the homeless bum outside wanted me. The men kept doing that stupid thing where they look in my direction but they saw right through me to the pretty girl in the back who had already turned down five guys because she was married.
I hate the way men seem to feel so entitled to hunt women, but only the girls they're attracted to. I mean, we're expected to give out our contact info to any and all guys who approach us. So how come they only have to be attracted?
And the few times men do get turned down, they always say it's because the girl's a lesbian, or she's on her period. If we happen to say that a lot of men get nervous when the roles are switched, they act like we're the ones who are crazy. At least we aren't known for calling them homosexual or for saying they're just reacting to blue balls.
