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Unacceptance
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As cool as throwing darts, throwing knives, and throwing hatchets are, why where there never any throwing hammers? They sure did damage to Mario.
Unacceptance
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I'm thinking Antihero is funny.
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evanescencefan91
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i'm thinking hell man i don't know how to write a childrens book.
we have to write a childrens book for our humanities/ LA class.
well here goes nothing, i think i'll call it lenny the lizared, hmm catchy no
we have to write a childrens book for our humanities/ LA class.
well here goes nothing, i think i'll call it lenny the lizared, hmm catchy no
Im thinking how long do you have to go to school for in the US ? ? ? In the UK its over when your 16 but i left when i was 15 and no one even noticedevanescencefan91 said:i'm thinking hell man i don't know how to write a childrens book.
we have to write a childrens book for our humanities/ LA class.
well here goes nothing, i think i'll call it lenny the lizared, hmm catchy no
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evanescencefan91
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lol lucky
XD
well you can legally drop our at 16, but you don't graduate till you're 18, then generally you're expected to go to college for about 4 years or so
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well you can legally drop our at 16, but you don't graduate till you're 18, then generally you're expected to go to college for about 4 years or so
Unacceptance
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evanescencefan91 said:i'm thinking hell man i don't know how to write a childrens book.
we have to write a childrens book for our humanities/ LA class.
well here goes nothing, i think i'll call it lenny the lizared, hmm catchy no
That sounds like the best assignment ever.
Brian
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My childrens book:
'DRAGON DAVE'
by Brian
'Once there was a child, not so different from you, little one. A happy, content, tender child.
His name was Shelby, and he loved to play and frollick in the meadow all day, and eat cheese tarts.
Oh how he loved the butterflies that fluttered and flew about him as he played! Oh, his lovely friends. He was so happy.
One night, he heard a terrible tale from his Nanny. "You shouldn't play outside past evening," said the Nanny, "A terrible creature named Dragon Dave lurks in the shadows and devours children." Shelby didn't believe her. How could such a terrible man exist in his happy meadowlands?
The next day he played past four, well into the night, with his butterfly friends. Then, one of the butterflies made a TERRIBLE sound and turned in to a man with awful fangs! "What arcane trickery is this?!" Shelby cried.
Then, the man said "I am Dave." And sprouted wings. It was Dragon Dave! Shelby tried to flee, wishing he had listened to his nanny. Oh, how he wished he had listened! Then he could play and be happy forever, but now, he wasn't so sure. Tears streaked down his cheeks, fear and dread pushing them out of his eye sockets faster than the wind could dry them as his little feet moved as fast as they could.
But little Shelby wasn't fast enough.
Dragon Dave ate Shelby and took his bones to his cave at the foot of a volcano. Shelby was very sad.
The end.'
You can use that if you want. Just give me credit as a co-author.
'DRAGON DAVE'
by Brian
'Once there was a child, not so different from you, little one. A happy, content, tender child.
His name was Shelby, and he loved to play and frollick in the meadow all day, and eat cheese tarts.
Oh how he loved the butterflies that fluttered and flew about him as he played! Oh, his lovely friends. He was so happy.
One night, he heard a terrible tale from his Nanny. "You shouldn't play outside past evening," said the Nanny, "A terrible creature named Dragon Dave lurks in the shadows and devours children." Shelby didn't believe her. How could such a terrible man exist in his happy meadowlands?
The next day he played past four, well into the night, with his butterfly friends. Then, one of the butterflies made a TERRIBLE sound and turned in to a man with awful fangs! "What arcane trickery is this?!" Shelby cried.
Then, the man said "I am Dave." And sprouted wings. It was Dragon Dave! Shelby tried to flee, wishing he had listened to his nanny. Oh, how he wished he had listened! Then he could play and be happy forever, but now, he wasn't so sure. Tears streaked down his cheeks, fear and dread pushing them out of his eye sockets faster than the wind could dry them as his little feet moved as fast as they could.
But little Shelby wasn't fast enough.
Dragon Dave ate Shelby and took his bones to his cave at the foot of a volcano. Shelby was very sad.
The end.'
You can use that if you want. Just give me credit as a co-author.
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evanescencefan91
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rofl
i love how shelby still seems to feel even as he is dead,
thats great, i'm keep that in mind as a last resort or something
great stoty
XD
i love how shelby still seems to feel even as he is dead,
thats great, i'm keep that in mind as a last resort or something
great stoty
XD
Lonesome Crow
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Cool Brian
That reminded me of a children book. The VALINTINE RABBIT.
It was someone that I knew favorite book as a child.
I just happened to be reading The valintine Rabbit principles, at the time.
It was something we had alot in common, our personalities and the way we veiw life.
So it was cool.
The story is actaully about loving someone very, very much and willing to stand and be
with the one you love through thick and thin. It's about truely loving someone and being real.
That reminded me of a children book. The VALINTINE RABBIT.
It was someone that I knew favorite book as a child.
I just happened to be reading The valintine Rabbit principles, at the time.
It was something we had alot in common, our personalities and the way we veiw life.
So it was cool.
The story is actaully about loving someone very, very much and willing to stand and be
with the one you love through thick and thin. It's about truely loving someone and being real.
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evanescencefan91
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dude thats great qui, you should tottally do that.
I loved that story, i espceally loved the line at the end. When it said "anyone can be your friend as long as they don't eat you first"
rofl it's brilliant XD
and then i can say i knew you when, when you're all rich and famous
Unacceptance
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It's been a while since I've been to a concert, wonder if Gwar is still coming to town...
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