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I am really not into game playing, if I liked you like that I would tell you! I'm not hiding anything, so stop thinking you're so irresistible that I'm just to coy to have a slice of you! I'm full.
 
I'd like to take a brief moment and thank my neighbor for having consistently unsecured and high-speed WiFi. Thank you!

If things seem a little sluggish, that's just me simultaneously chatting, reading, browsing on Amazon, and listening to gangsta rap on YouTube.


I'm not looking forward to 'moving' my elliptical trainer. It's so heavy. Or my power tower. So much disassembly and reassembly.
 
I'm thinking how being on-call cripples my ability to do or to achieve anything. Thankfully, it's only every 8 weeks. I just wish it was one night every week, rather than a week straight at 24/7. Ridiculous. 23 hours to go...

SO much that needs getting done. Yet here I sit. Also, I need an interior decorator. I swear these walls will be bare in a year...
 
jd7 said:
SO much that needs getting done. Yet here I sit. Also, I need an interior decorator. I swear these walls will be bare in a year...

Now that I have my house back to myself, I've done some rearranging of furniture. I'm also putting together new things for the walls. I may even repaint. :D

Have fun!
 
mountainvista said:
jd7 said:
SO much that needs getting done. Yet here I sit. Also, I need an interior decorator. I swear these walls will be bare in a year...

Now that I have my house back to myself, I've done some rearranging of furniture. I'm also putting together new things for the walls. I may even repaint. :D

Have fun!

Good luck with your upgrades. The bare walls don't bother as much as they symbolize. Of course, that could all be in my perception too.

In other news, I'm still trying to figure out what cruel sort of ******* would create imitation cashews.
 
jd7 said:
mountainvista said:
jd7 said:
SO much that needs getting done. Yet here I sit. Also, I need an interior decorator. I swear these walls will be bare in a year...

Now that I have my house back to myself, I've done some rearranging of furniture. I'm also putting together new things for the walls. I may even repaint. :D

Have fun!

Good luck with your upgrades. The bare walls don't bother as much as they symbolize. Of course, that could all be in my perception too.

In other news, I'm still trying to figure out what cruel sort of ******* would create imitation cashews.

What the hell are imitation cashews?!
 
mountainvista said:
What the hell are imitation cashews?!

Someone 'gifted' me a giant jar of (what appear to be) cashews for Christmas. I'm assuming, based on the brand name, that they are some dollar store variety. They look just like cashews. But there is no flavor. It's truly one of the cruelest pranks any has ever played on me. The only logical conclusion is that these are knock-off cashews!
 
jd7 said:
mountainvista said:
What the hell are imitation cashews?!

Someone 'gifted' me a giant jar of (what appear to be) cashews for Christmas. I'm assuming, based on the brand name, that they are some dollar store variety. They look just like cashews. But there is no flavor. It's truly one of the cruelest pranks any has ever played on me. The only logical conclusion is that these are knock-off cashews!

Or they're so old that they border on tasteless. blech
 
mountainvista said:
jd7 said:
mountainvista said:
What the hell are imitation cashews?!

Someone 'gifted' me a giant jar of (what appear to be) cashews for Christmas. I'm assuming, based on the brand name, that they are some dollar store variety. They look just like cashews. But there is no flavor. It's truly one of the cruelest pranks any has ever played on me. The only logical conclusion is that these are knock-off cashews!

Or they're so old that they border on tasteless. blech

That's a far less intriguing explanation...

Now, I sit and wonder: Why, Cruel World? Must I spend my entire life turning every blanket on a 45-degree angle just so that I can simultaneously cover my feet and my neck? And when I do...what of my arms? Why, Cruel World, do you deliver total comfort to others and only partial comfort to me? **** You, Cruel World! **** you and your undersized blankets!
 
jd7 said:
Now, I sit and wonder: Why, Cruel World? Must I spend my entire life turning every blanket on a 45-degree angle just so that I can simultaneously cover my feet and my neck? And when I do...what of my arms? Why, Cruel World, do you deliver total comfort to others and only partial comfort to me? **** You, Cruel World! **** you and your undersized blankets!

You need someone to make you an oversized afghan. :p
 
jd7 said:
mountainvista said:
jd7 said:
mountainvista said:
What the hell are imitation cashews?!

Someone 'gifted' me a giant jar of (what appear to be) cashews for Christmas. I'm assuming, based on the brand name, that they are some dollar store variety. They look just like cashews. But there is no flavor. It's truly one of the cruelest pranks any has ever played on me. The only logical conclusion is that these are knock-off cashews!

Or they're so old that they border on tasteless. blech

That's a far less intriguing explanation...

Now, I sit and wonder: Why, Cruel World? Must I spend my entire life turning every blanket on a 45-degree angle just so that I can simultaneously cover my feet and my neck? And when I do...what of my arms? Why, Cruel World, do you deliver total comfort to others and only partial comfort to me? **** You, Cruel World! **** you and your undersized blankets!

*lists this as a benefit of being short*

Thanks for the material, JD. ;)
 
jd7 said:
SophiaGrace said:
mountainvista said:
jd7 said:
SophiaGrace said:
*lists this as a benefit of being short*

Thanks for the material, JD. ;)

There are several benefits to being short, or so I've been told...

Not when it comes to changing lightbulbs.

That's what they made stepladders for. :p

Or rickety old chairs. :rolleyes:

Yeah, the rickety old chairs are kind of scary. :eek:
 

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