"My back is killing me from this new job, but I totally dig the job so I'm just gonna roll with it."
"**** this laundry...I wish it'd fold itself!"
"If the only reward I ever get for working is more work, why the **** would I want to work? I need everyone in this house to **** off and give me time off...I'm already working 45 hours, I might pick up another 3 hours, and I only get 1 day off a week."