What are you thinking right now?

[user 135671]

I hate being in that mood when nothings wrong but nothing feels right

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I hate being in that mood when nothings wrong but nothing feels right

means you need some sugar wheres wifey?

 

[user 135671]

means you need some sugar wheres wifey?

Hahahah 'wifey's' down your neck of the woods, Bristol, this week. I've been left to my own devices.

 

[user 135671]

What the f**k is going on, now I can't buy vegetables in supermarkets anymore!!!! Broken Britain how much worse can it bloody get!

 

[user 164061]

What the f**k is going on, now I can't buy vegetables in supermarkets anymore!!!! Broken Britain how much worse can it bloody get!

Well, i now have an excuse for no longer being able to eat salads. Been fecking searching for one for years and now i have one

 

[user 135671]

Well, i now have an excuse for no longer being able to eat salads. Been fecking searching for one for years and now i have one

I've been to Sainsburys, Morrisons and Tesco's and none have any decent veg. There's a pigeon sitting on my front wall, I may well have to slaughter and butcher it for my tea.

 

[user 164061]

I've been to Sainsburys, Morrisons and Tesco's and none have any decent veg. There's a pigeon sitting on my front wall, I may well have to slaughter and butcher it for my tea.

May as well go full Bear Grylls then without the film crew. Cook it properly though remember, don't want the wildies or it coming out of both ends

 

[CenotaphGirl]

What the f**k is going on, now I can't buy vegetables in supermarkets anymore!!!! Broken Britain how much worse can it bloody get!

Brexit means Brexit!

 

[user 164061]

Brexit means Brexit!

It's going so well for us isn't it?

 

[CenotaphGirl]

It's going so well for us isn't it?

Swimmingly all the shopkeepers and hairdressers were right!

 

[user 164061]

Swimmingly all the shopkeepers and hairdressers were right!

That shaggy haired muppet Bojo making us all think it would be the best thing since sliced bread....we won't even have bread soon

 

[CenotaphGirl]

That shaggy haired muppet Bojo making us all think it would be the best thing since sliced bread....we won't even have bread soon

I thought it was good old Nigel immagration! Immagration! Immagration !

 

[user 164061]

I think it was a mix of both those clowns tbh. It's gone super well for us and we are all so much better off due to Brexit

 

[Claudia1794]

I feel like a kid right now. Just watching and waiting for the sky to quit leaking. This kid told me once that rain was god crying. My grandmother got onto me for calling the girl stupid and saying that god was made up and that rain was the sky leaking. Wow! Isn't that funny how random hitsay pops up.

 

[user 135671]

I thought it was good old Nigel immagration! Immagration! Immagration !

At least they didn't kick all the Germans out, the Royal Family are still here and the cops still use German Shepherds, I swear Bojo and Nigel promised they'd be replaced by Yorkshire Terriers.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

At least they didn't kick all the Germans out, the Royal Family are still here and the cops still use German Shepherds, I swear Bojo and Nigel promised they'd be replaced by Yorkshire Terriers.

Im stressed I just want a tomato how am I asking for too much

 

[user 135671]

Im stressed I just want a tomato how am I asking for too much

I'm stockpiling pineapple chunks, I'll make a fortune on eBay when they disappear from supermarket shelves next week.

 

[user 164061]

I actually told my mum and dad to do that earlier with tomatoes. We'll be minted in a few weeks and all our problems will be solved.

 

[user 135671]

My neighbourhood drug dealer is thinking of moving into cucumbers, far more lucrative

 

[user 164061]

My neighbourhood drug dealer is thinking of moving into cucumbers, far more lucrative

Christ. If it's brown I'll know where it has been