What are you thinking right now?

[okidoke]

Oh junk mail...

I just got one today that asked me, "ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?"

Kind of wanted to reply with "Technically neither, as I'm now a vampire. But thanks for asking."

I got an email from Jeff Bezos of all people who wanted to give me $7.5M USD because the scriptures tell him so. I just had to hand over all my details and forward him $275 for some management fee.

 

[Minus]

Mine was a phone call but when I asked them why they were using a faked caller ID, they hung up on me. Guess they didn't want my banking information that badly.

 

[TheSkaFish]

I got an email from Jeff Bezos of all people who wanted to give me $7.5M USD because the scriptures tell him so. I just had to hand over all my details and forward him $275 for some management fee.

He must have forgotten the part where the scripture says, "thou shalt place thine management fees, on the house".

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Bro if I left your MLM lecture half way through the Zoom call, do not reschedule me for the other half of it tomorrow in an email. I may be poor, but I'm not stupid.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

So fed up of hospitals, stress, men, doctors, the little lump at the bottom of my belly that I refuse to believe is fat when I have only eaten 3 carrots!!! I swear life is punishing meee,… someone get me out of here.

 

[ardour]

I can't decide whether the mo makes me look trendy and youthful or the kind of man who cruises a school zone in a white van.

 

[okidoke]

NM

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I can't decide whether the mo makes me look trendy and youthful or the kind of man who cruises a school zone in a white van.

Idk I think it suits ya

 

[Claudia1794]

Oh junk mail...

I just got one today that asked me, "ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?"

Kind of wanted to reply with "Technically neither, as I'm now a vampire. But thanks for asking."

Me next! My favorite vampire is Claudia.

 

[okidoke]

I hope I die in my sleep tonight.

 

[ardour]

Idk I think it suits ya

 

[Unsigned]

I hope I die in my sleep tonight.

Whoa...I know that feeling.
I haven't had that thought in about 3 weeks though -- which is when I stopped buying liquor to bring home.
I know you can work through it.
If I can, you certainly can.

 

[user 135671]

Nah, I don't need more sleep. It's my soul that's tired, not my body. I need adventure, magic and nature, I need freedom and truth. I don't need more sleep!, I need to wake up and live.

 

[Claudia1794]

So fed up of hospitals, stress, men, doctors, the little lump at the bottom of my belly that I refuse to believe is fat when I have only eaten 3 carrots!!! I swear life is punishing meee,… someone get me out of here.

How do you eat only 3 carrots? I open a bag and my dog and I finish it off in record time.
I’m not saying men aren’t worth anything but stressing and or obsessing over anyone is not worth the trouble.

 

[ringwood]

Nah, I don't need more sleep. It's my soul that's tired, not my body. I need adventure, magic and nature, I need freedom and truth. I don't need more sleep!, I need to wake up and live.

I can so relate to this feeling right now.

 

[user 135671]

I can so relate to this feeling right now.

The joys of country life aye.

 

[TheSkaFish]

Me next! My favorite vampire is Claudia.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were asking me to bite you...

---

PS - Who is Claudia the vampire though? I thought that was just your name.

 

[abbynormal]

relationships seem so HHHAAAAARRRRD so often.

 

[ardour]

Just glad I stopped drinking and wish I’d done so earlier.

I keep seeing facebook pics of the same group of acquaintances in various states of drunkenness. I doubt any of them will be alive in 15 years. Getting drunk around a group of deadbeat, sedentary, depressed 40 somethings is NOTHING like getting wasted with friends as a 20 year old. This is the end of the line, the final stop before an early demise.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

How do you eat only 3 carrots? I open a bag and my dog and I finish it off in record time.
I’m not saying men aren’t worth anything but stressing and or obsessing over anyone is not worth the trouble.

Being as thin as I want to be is like impossible Claudia, my lower belly just sticks out I am gonna get lipo because im barely eating and it’s just not budging, it’s maddening.