"why do I Live so far away!?"
that is the strangest and perhaps stupidest questions I have ever heard
not to mention the insane relativity of the question
the correct form should be why do you live so far away from me, or us or someplace
*sighs*
I think I have been victimized once again by the infamous online flirt bot
DAMN YOU INEPT LINGUISTIC COQUET BOT!
oh sighs
or it's just some random person with typos ( I should be more empathetic then)
Or very very poor abilities of asking sensible question. Also yet to outgrow the ego centric psyche persona ( okay now you're just throwing together mumble jumble of semi scientific words to sound like a smart ass) ( ehh semi, but I do recall this from my psyche class when we were studying child development) ( who is probably and dastardly offended if they are reading this)
( gesh no wonder I'm single there's no room between me and my false and made up persona of my awesomess)
fine I admit it
I JUST LIKE SAYING THE WORD PERSONA!! IT'S SUCH A NICE AND PRETTY SOUNDING WORD!!!!!! D; D: D: D: D: D; D;D;D;D;D;D;D;
IS THAT SUCH A CRIME !!?
*SOBS*
but I am not the one who is far, I should not say they are far away, but we are far away/apart from each other there.........................................
that is so much better ( i don't know exactly why that bothered me so much) but I do now know why my crazy literate grammar super nazi always get so up in arms about the correct usage of the English language
( although it's people like her that prevent the evolution of language and if it were not for slang and such we would still be speaking in Shakespearian crazy dialectics and it would take for freakin ever ) ( well actually still probably cave men grunts)
The bawdy hand of the dial is upon the prick of noon! ( ya see even Shakespearian slang is lame)
ok 50 points to whom can doth inform me of the source of this line
and 5000 points to who can tell me what it means
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