WHAT!? You can never be too old for Cheeto's! Boo, I haven't seen any in years, you're so lucky. I'm 25 next month and would gladly buy a multipack.
With some MonsterMunch. <3
Maybe it was just a dodgy packet?
I have faith in you, oh Cheeto God. <3
Don't mind me. I still find it amusing to slide down the banister when nobody else is home.