Corrupt the wish game.

[VideoVidiVisum]

Granted, but then you can't wake up.

I wish I was in Texas.

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but, you will only eat corndogs while watching repeats of Dallas Cowboy football games.

I wish my house was larger.

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

Granted, but you get lost and never find your way out.

I wish I had some chocolate.

 

[Arsenic Queen]

Granted, but now all taps in the world just pour chocolate, and with no more water all humans will soon get annihilated.

I want love.

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

Granted. Unfortunately your "admirer" goes crazy and murders you.

I wish I had fruit snacks.

 

[Arsenic Queen]

Granted, but you choke on a strawberry seed and die.

I want a new computer.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, but with no internet connection ever

I wish I could erase any memory I want from my brain

 

[zero]

Granted, but no new memories will be created and every day you start fresh from zero.

I want an ebook reader.

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but you will go blind.

I want a good night sleep.

 

[zero]

Granted, but you`ll not get another one for a month.

I want some kiwi juice.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, but your kid will take possesion on it immediately

I want a servant

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but the servant will have no limbs.

I want to be happy.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted but you will go through the excruciating pain of a new birth

I want to love people

 

[zero]

granted, but you will love all people forever

I want a secretary

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, be she will be 8 year old

I want a hamburger RIGHT NOW !!!

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

Granted, but you get severe food poisoning from it.

I wish I had a crunchwrap supremem with no tomatoes any time I wanted it.

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but there will be a roach (insect) in it every time.

I want to go on a vacation.

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

Granted, but you will spend it violently ill, drifting in and out of consciousness.

I wish I was a comfortable temperature.

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but, you will have to spend the rest of your life naked.

I wish I could get up earlier in the morning.

 

[Arsenic Queen]

Granted, but you'd be dead tired, unable to do activities right after supper.

I wish I could erase my 2nd last ex from the earth.