How To Attract Men

[Equinox]

"Go along with whatever comes"? Naw, that's not my cup of tea. If I don't genuinely like the guy, I'll rather be alone. I would like to find a person that I would enjoy spending time with, not just any random guy who doesn't tickle my fancy.

And honestly, I think a lot of relationship end so miserably because one or both of the parties involved didn't really feel that strongly about the other, but decided to simply "settle" with them. That might work for casual sex, but not if you want something a bit more valuable.

 

[paulo]

You'd be surprised at just how kinky some people are.


26. Neighbor's Pets

Just to name a few.

hehehe,
as if pets isnt enough it has to be your neighbor`s too ??
quite disturbing indeed

 

[Equinox]

I think toe sucking is the absolute weirdest thing. Ever. I'm having a hard time imagining anything more disgusting than that. Sucking someone's toes? Eeeeeewww! :-o

 

[kamya]

How not to attract men: Suck on their toes.

 

[SophiaGrace]

I am going to dangle a carrot on a stick and see what that gets me.

 

[kamya]

And by carrot she means ****s. And by stick she means...

 

[oopsiedoop]

deleted this

 

[SophiaGrace]

And by carrot she means ****s. And by stick she means...

That was awful lol

 

[Destructotron]

Smile and be sexy. Also, smell good. Look beautiful and submissive.

 

[Equinox]

Submissive? You do realize we're in the 21st century now, right?

 

[LoneKiller]

You'd be surprised at just how kinky some people are.


26. Neighbor's Pets

Just to name a few.

hehehe,
as if pets isnt enough it has to be your neighbor`s too ??
quite disturbing indeed

I've always had a fondness for poodles.

 

[SophiaGrace]

I have a poodle. His name is Winston.

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Submissive? You do realize we're in the 21st century now, right?

I want my starships.

 

[A Desolate Soul]

Oh, and Desolate Soul, I have some news that's going to stun you: women have eyes to see with. You've got a point that since men usually approach women, how women look takes precedence in the dynamic to a certain extent. Once you make the approach you've bought yourself the opportunity to wow them with your personality. But, it's a very rare woman who will be thrilled simply to be approached.

well obviously simply approaching them isn't going to to score a date, but a guy doesn't have to be Don Juan to get a woman somewhat interested unless she has unreasonably high standards. Although there are some women that hardly ever get approached so sometimes they'll jump on the first opportunity they get.

 

[Ak5]

Omh wtf! :s

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I am never letting someone chain me to anything. *shudders and has nightmares*

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You'd be surprised at just how kinky some people are.

1. Anal Beads
2. Leather Whips
3. Candle Wax On Genitals
4. Velvet Robes
5. Toe Sucking
6. Pain
7. Motion Lotion
8. Animals
9. Costumes Of The lone Ranger
10. Tattoo Porn
11. Leather Masks
12. Being Urinated On
12. Being Defecated On
13 Nipple clips
14. Orange And Black Lighting
15. Exotic Oils And Creams
16. Glow In The Dark Condoms
17. Rubber Underwear
18. Edible Underwear
19. Coconut Scented Incense
20. Snow
21. Ice
22. Chocolate Dildos
23. Cactus Needles
24. Various Varieties Of Fruit
25. Choking
26. Neighbor's Pets
27. Chocolate Chip Cookies With Viagra In Them
28. Several Kinds Of Bongs
29. Smearing
30. Barry Manilow Records
Just to name a few.

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Some people just over do it.

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I really loathe sites that "explain" how to "attract men" or "attract women." 9/10 times they're very silly.

HOWEVER,
In response to oopsiedoop, men DON'T like to be bothered about the "status" of the relationship. That is, for the most part, something women obsess over. You don't NEED to know where you stand. You just need to let it BE and ENJOY it. That doesn't just go for women though, it goes for everybody. Too many people get too hung up in the friend/boyfriend/married aspect of it that they forget to enjoy each other. If your answer to his question, "Do you love me as your S.O.?" is, "Yes," then that should be good enough. Quit trying to monopolize each other's emotions. You can't win loyalty by force, and, on a side note, if your man cheats, he was ALWAYS going to cheat no matter what you did. Nothing you can do about it.

If an assault charge doesn't bother you, then the ladies might get a kick out of what this one woman did to her cheating boyfriend a little north of 15 years go. She was aware of her boyfriend cheating, so she decided to make him pay royal. He came over one night and as usual they were going to have sex. She sweet talked him into trying something new, a little more kinky. He allowed her to cuff him to the bed. She then proceeded to insert a curling iron into his rectum, turned it on, and left the apartment.

He was heard screaming in pain by the next apartment over and was rescued.

That had to hurt, for both off them.

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Now, in response to OP.

Different guys like different types.

For me:

1. Don't be anorexic
2. Don't be ovweight
3. Don't try to be tough like a guy
4. Do take hygiene seriously
5. Do shave
6. Smile and laugh
7. Don't be all out introvert or all out extrovert, balance
8. Let me play my games and do stuff that I like
9. Don't bring drama into my life
10. Don't bother me 24/7, we're not married.

Don't forget, a nice behind and a front is a big plus.

 

[Limlim]

Did someone say ****s already? I like ****s.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

LOL, that's a riot. I'm supposed to take whatever **** you throw at me. You're serious.

It's 2011, dude. We got da powa.

If that was at me,
I'm a female, dude. And I know how to tell time and date.
You're totally not even understanding what I'm saying.

If it wasn't at me, then, whatever.

 

[SophiaGrace]

I'm an insecure female. I need a notarized, and witnessed document saying that we are dating. kthxbai.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

"Go along with whatever comes"? Naw, that's not my cup of tea. If I don't genuinely like the guy, I'll rather be alone. I would like to find a person that I would enjoy spending time with, not just any random guy who doesn't tickle my fancy.

And honestly, I think a lot of relationship end so miserably because one or both of the parties involved didn't really feel that strongly about the other, but decided to simply "settle" with them. That might work for casual sex, but not if you want something a bit more valuable.

This, too, is completely missing my point.
I'm not talking about the quality of the man, or your compatibility/interest in him. Of course you're supposed to keep true to that. What I'm saying is the ridiculous obsession over knowing "Who am I to you?"
Not everyone is going to come to "love" another at the same rate, yet somehow couples are always expecting one another to walk in equal strides.

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Now, in response to OP.

Different guys like different types.

For me:

1. Don't be anorexic
2. Don't be ovweight
3. Don't try to be tough like a guy
4. Do take hygiene seriously
5. Do shave
6. Smile and laugh
7. Don't be all out introvert or all out extrovert, balance
8. Let me play my games and do stuff that I like
9. Don't bring drama into my life
10. Don't bother me 24/7, we're not married.

Don't forget, a nice behind and a front is a big plus.

LOL. You're NEVER getting a girlfriend with that criteria. But if you find (or have already found) a girl like that, hold on to her with the grip of Thor.

 

[LoneKiller]

I have a poodle. His name is Winston.

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Submissive? You do realize we're in the 21st century now, right?

@SophiaGrace LOL What are the odds on this one!

I want my starships.

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[oopsiedoop]

well obviously simply approaching them isn't going to to score a date, but a guy doesn't have to be Don Juan to get a woman somewhat interested unless she has unreasonably high standards.

And supermodels aren't the only ones who men find attractive. So the standards are the same. It kind of goes without saying, really.

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I think Equinox was maybe addressing DesolateSoul's post more, but I did respond to Doubt the Rabbit, so sorry about getting your gender wrong. It seemed to come from some bitchy guy's viewpoint.

People do fall at different rates, maybe, I don't know. Seems like relationships where that's true aren't so good though. I mean, I know mine haven't been. It's like you're in your own "relationship" then, which is none at all, or just not very close, like acquaintances who have some kind of relationship, of course, and which may be good for what it is. You can have good relationships for some other purpose than just being with someone, like with co-workers, for instance, or you can be ****-buddies. But at any rate any relationship you have has to be WITH someone else. It has to be the same one. Relationships do change organically, but I disagree that those changes shouldn't be acknowledged, at every point, from stranger to friend, to boyfriend, to husband, to bigamist to divorce.