How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'd miss you and be looking for you?

How would you respond if I said there is something hiding in your closet?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

I'd be ascared and need a night lite
What would u do if all your whites went pink

 

[9006]

Bin them, then wonder why you posted in the wrong game.

How would you respond if I was a famous artist?

 

[ajdass1]

I'd write a devastating and merciless critique of your work, sneak into your room at night and paste printouts of it over every available surface along with the smirking face of Nicolas Cage.

How would you respond if I turned up in the middle of the night at your house playing Hittite Dung Incantation by Nile on my wicked sick electric guitar and a gigantic Marshall amp?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

Id jump on my drum kit blast out the double kicks and ROCKOUT WITH YOU!!!!!
how would u respond if the cops came cos the neibours complained

 

[9006]

Bribe them to go back and arrest them.

How would you respond if I told you I farted every time I typed the letter 'a'?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

short memory what letterwas it?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Huh?

How would you respond if I told you that you're very difficult to understand?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

Id say Kapai Wahine Whakarere!
(previous post asked something like howd id respond knowing he farted everytime he typed the letter a, just wanted to make him type a again lol)
Howd u respond if you saw a guy showering in the rain

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id completely agree with you.

How would you respond if I said Im like an onion I have layers. lol

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would start thinking that I should stay far away from you or I'd cry?

How would you respond if I said that you smell oniony?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd say I was a metaphorical onion, dammit.

How would you respond if I offered you your heart's desire?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd snap it up then doubt the wisdom of my choice.

How would you respond if everyone answered to your name?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Change my name.

How would you respond if I made you come sit with me at work?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

id sit with you check out wat u do & wat ur about
Howd u respond if i then started working there

 

[9006]

Think I have a stalker.

How would you react if someone kept glancing over at you every five minutes?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

id gesture for them to come over & talk
how would u respond if that person became a stalker

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd report them.

How would you respond if all grammar rules suddenly flew out the window?

 

[Rosebolt]

Pretend i was PrinceOfPeace or Runningwithpain.

How would you respond if you had difficulity deciphering said grammar?

 

[Edward W]

'Oh Hai, wot iz gramma?'

Sorry about that, Eddy Jr got bored of 'Call of Duty' and decided to hit up the forum on my account. Bad kittenz.

How would you respond if your avatar took over your account?