oh ****, this thread is still going? lol, hmm...
1. brand name cereal that costs more, gives you less, and tastes like crap compared to the store brand, but you were forced to buy it because walmart burnt down.
2. dirty tubers that won't come clean. i hate the idea of eating dirt, but the occasional sour creamey and buttery baked potato is worth it, i think.
3. salsa that says mild, but is actually hot.
4. salsta that says hot, but is actually mild.
5. the fact that they call them "baby carrots", makes me feel like i'm committing an attrocity by eating them. i strongly suspect these are actually full-grown carrots whittled down to look like babies.
6. public restrooms with no locks. a man who doesn't say "i'm in here" when you knock, then stares at you, smiling, with his penis in his hand. that...was bizarre.
7. people who look at me over or around the gas pump. i'm having a bad day, i'll ******* spray you with gas if you don't stop staring at me.
8. cashiers who are too good for their jobs. guess you shoulda factored college into the equation somewhere to suit that ego. never too late to go back though and become someone entitled to be an *******, like a lawyer.
9. fast food.
10. fast food that looks like it has been sat on.
11. weak coffee, or as i call it "coffee-flavored tea" *shudders*
12. people who invade my 3-F box. that stands for "fight, ****, or fart". if you are that close to me, you are likely to encounter one of those three. if you are not interested, then back off. beano helps of course.
13. wet boots
14. frozen wet boots
15. sore feet
16. people who keep talking to me, even though my body language (and likely my facial expression as well) says "**** off and die".
17. CD-R's
18. trends
19. fads
20. people who like MTV
21. people that watch too many Lifetime Movies (all men are rapists or career criminals in these movies, or dying of cancer)
22. people that fight and put it on youtube
23. baby boomers
24. politicians that say "well, um, and I-uh" too much. learn to talk, it's what you do for a living.
25. nicolas cage's voice
26. the fact that it is 2010 and there are still cellphone deadspots (in the SAME spots) fifteen years later. wanna keep raising my fees? then raise some ******* towers.
27. foreign telemarketers and tech support people who say they are named "Brian, Steve, or Susan"
eh, twenty-seven is enough for now