Questions for the Women

[Badjedidude]

Isn't that hot?

No, not really. It's not a sexual thing.

It's more of a duty that all self-respecting males must perform. Just placing your flaccid penis on everything that you own. Doesn't even have to be for a long time. Just a couple of seconds.

Men should do this to their family and friends as well.

 

[Limlim]

I've done this to all the keyboards and mice at work. Gotta mark the territory.

 

[painter's radio]

"Take this, inanimate object!" *thwap*

 

[ladyforsaken]

Isn't that hot?

No, not really. It's not a sexual thing.

It's more of a duty that all self-respecting males must perform. Just placing your flaccid penis on everything that you own. Doesn't even have to be for a long time. Just a couple of seconds.

Men should do this to their family and friends as well.

Yep, they should.

And I still think that's hot.

 

[Badjedidude]

Yep, they should.

And I still think that's hot.

Nice.

 

[jzinsky]

Isn't that hot?

No, not really. It's not a sexual thing.

It's more of a duty that all self-respecting males must perform. Just placing your flaccid penis on everything that you own. Doesn't even have to be for a long time. Just a couple of seconds.

Men should do this to their family and friends as well.

Yep, they should.

And I still think that's hot.

You do know that "hot" and "darwin candidate" are two different things?
Or have you never claimed a bacon slicer?

 

[perfanoff]

Is it anything like an egg slicer?

 

[theraab]

Isn't that hot?

No, not really. It's not a sexual thing.

It's more of a duty that all self-respecting males must perform. Just placing your flaccid penis on everything that you own. Doesn't even have to be for a long time. Just a couple of seconds.

Men should do this to their family and friends as well.

Yep, they should.

And I still think that's hot.

You do know that "hot" and "darwin candidate" are two different things?
Or have you never claimed a bacon slicer?

Only a wimp wouldn't claim his bacon slicer. That's like not claiming your sandpaper. Don't be such a sissy.

By the way, my favorite thing to claim is my hand-lotion.

 

[Badjedidude]

Only a wimp wouldn't claim his bacon slicer. That's like not claiming your sandpaper. Don't be such a sissy.

Exactly!

You don't deserve to own the sink erator unless you can claim it!

 

[Among the Sleep]

If a girl says you're the "cutest thing ever", is that actually a good thing? Could being the "cutest thing ever" ever actually help me with a female? Or is she just referring to my boyish face and goofy shyness? I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or feel depressed and emasculated...

 

[VanillaCreme]

If a girl says you're the "cutest thing ever", is that actually a good thing? Could being the "cutest thing ever" ever actually help me with a female? Or is she just referring to my boyish face and goofy shyness? I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or feel depressed and emasculated...

I wouldn't say that you should feel emasculated. Being cute doesn't mean much of anything other than the fact she thinks you're a cute dude.

 

[Among the Sleep]

If a girl says you're the "cutest thing ever", is that actually a good thing? Could being the "cutest thing ever" ever actually help me with a female? Or is she just referring to my boyish face and goofy shyness? I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or feel depressed and emasculated...

I wouldn't say that you should feel emasculated. Being cute doesn't mean much of anything other than the fact she thinks you're a cute dude.

Yeah...guess I'll get a kiss on the forehead or something, good for me...

 

[VanillaCreme]

If a girl says you're the "cutest thing ever", is that actually a good thing? Could being the "cutest thing ever" ever actually help me with a female? Or is she just referring to my boyish face and goofy shyness? I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or feel depressed and emasculated...

I wouldn't say that you should feel emasculated. Being cute doesn't mean much of anything other than the fact she thinks you're a cute dude.

Yeah...guess I'll get a kiss on the forehead or something, good for me...

Hold on a minute, what's that supposed to mean? Sarcasm or what?

 

[Among the Sleep]

If a girl says you're the "cutest thing ever", is that actually a good thing? Could being the "cutest thing ever" ever actually help me with a female? Or is she just referring to my boyish face and goofy shyness? I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or feel depressed and emasculated...

I wouldn't say that you should feel emasculated. Being cute doesn't mean much of anything other than the fact she thinks you're a cute dude.

Yeah...guess I'll get a kiss on the forehead or something, good for me...

Hold on a minute, what's that supposed to mean? Sarcasm or what?

Well, I'm just saying, I've been called "the cutest thing ever", literally, by five or six different girls. But I mean, is that an attractive quality? I dunno. Maybe being kind of shy/goofy/funny can be like, endearing to some women...but I dunno, doesn't seem to help me.

 

[VanillaCreme]

Well, I'm just saying, I've been called "the cutest thing ever", literally, by five or six different girls. But I mean, is that an attractive quality? I dunno. Maybe being kind of shy/goofy/funny can be like, endearing to some women...but I dunno, doesn't seem to help me.

I would say so. Being "cute" doesn't always mean that guys, or girls, are placed into that "friend zone"... There will be someone who says it to you one day, and it will mean they're attracted and interested in you. I call my dude cute sometimes, so it's not always a negative thing.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would say so. Being "cute" doesn't always mean that guys, or girls, are placed into that "friend zone"... There will be someone who says it to you one day, and it will mean they're attracted and interested in you. I call my dude cute sometimes, so it's not always a negative thing.

^This. Yeah, it depends on what that girl is thinking. Can't really say here exactly though, I think you can judge it based on her actions or behaviour around you.

 

[Among the Sleep]

I would say so. Being "cute" doesn't always mean that guys, or girls, are placed into that "friend zone"... There will be someone who says it to you one day, and it will mean they're attracted and interested in you. I call my dude cute sometimes, so it's not always a negative thing.

^This. Yeah, it depends on what that girl is thinking. Can't really say here exactly though, I think you can judge it based on her actions or behaviour around you.

I wish I was better at judging that type of thing ha. But oh well, maybe someday. Til then I'll be the pudgy fuckin' goose egg sitting in the corner :club:

 

[kamya]

From experience, if you are in the ghetto and someone describes you as "he cute" that usually means she is ok making sexy times with you.

 

[jzinsky]

If a girl says you're the "cutest thing ever", is that actually a good thing? Could being the "cutest thing ever" ever actually help me with a female? Or is she just referring to my boyish face and goofy shyness? I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or feel depressed and emasculated...

I wouldn't say that you should feel emasculated. Being cute doesn't mean much of anything other than the fact she thinks you're a cute dude.

Yeah...guess I'll get a kiss on the forehead or something, good for me...

Hold on a minute, what's that supposed to mean? Sarcasm or what?

Well, I'm just saying, I've been called "the cutest thing ever", literally, by five or six different girls. But I mean, is that an attractive quality? I dunno. Maybe being kind of shy/goofy/funny can be like, endearing to some women...but I dunno, doesn't seem to help me.

My first thought is that your dog is cute too, I'd rather be the "most underwear remover ever" than cute

 

[ippi]

My question is, how can I contact a girl and try to ask her out without appearing as a stalker? She barely knows I exist. In todays society every relationship has to be by coincidence apparently...