What are you thinking right now?

[niceguysfinishlast]

People who advise in their articles(not the comments) on internet to "walk to work", where do they live?
I was curious and checked, in my previous life it would take me 3h45min to get to work. Most people I know, work a little bit close, so it would take them 2-3 hours.
And where I do live now, this city is smaller, so if I worked somewhere in the place, where there are a lot officies, it would take me just 2 hours. And there is a small town nearby, people from there come here to work, it would take them only 7.5 hours to walk.
All the big cities seem to be like this.

P.S. But I do walk! From a bed to a computer

I used to walk from my bed to my computer back when I had a job... my whole commute was in my room. XD

 

[Minus]

Why do I always think that I can mix five gallon buckets of paint and remain clean of paint.
Did it happen that way once?

 

[ringwood]

Why do I always think that I can mix five gallon buckets of paint and remain clean of paint.
Did it happen that way once?

I have the same problem. No matter how careful I am when painting a room, I’ve got paint on me within about 30 seconds of starting. At the end, I’m always covered in paint blotches, even in my hair.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Why do I always think that I can mix five gallon buckets of paint and remain clean of paint.
Did it happen that way once?

I have the same problem. No matter how careful I am when painting a room, I’ve got paint on me within about 30 seconds of starting. At the end, I’m always covered in paint blotches, even in my hair.

Silly ducks. You seem to be under the impression that paint follow the laws of gravity and physics. It doesn't. It's like a cat, it does want it want and nothing you do can stop it.

 

[August Campbell]

When one wakes up to experience their last day, how often do they know it's the last?

Your point is well-taken. Life and Death are both sides of the same coin. After all, Nobody would want to live forever, right?

 

[funnylife33]

 

[user 135671]

I was watching a show for like 10 minutes, this lady was listing all these great things to do for fun. Then
I realised its one of the religious channels and she was reading a list of sins.

 

[funnylife33]

 

[funnylife33]

 

[MrLonely86]

Well, I did warn you that Moron Gates and Half-lizard Zuckenberg are spying on you.

 

[atreyu]

i'm thinking of which game to play to make friends...

 

[user 191088]

i'm thinking of which game to play to make friends...

I've made a couple of friends playing Don't Starve Together a few years ago. We still ocasionally do some stuff together.

 

[MrLonely86]

I made 650 friends on GTA V and 300 on League of Legends. Probably every 3rd girl out of those 950 friends is in love with me. xD

 

[user 135671]

Death changes everything. Time changes nothing. I still miss the sound of your voice, the wisdom in your advice the stories of your life and just being in your presence. So no, time changes nothing. I still miss you as much today as I did the day you died. I just miss you.

 

[funnylife33]

 

[user 135671]

They'll apologise for the genocide. Maybe 200 years later. They may even dedicate a day for them. That's what the west has always done and while apologising they'll remind you that they are good peaceful people now, it was their bad power hungry ancestors. Slavery and human trafficking, atomic bombs, ethnic cleansing of native Americans, colonialism and Jallianwala Bagh. They always apologise after every war crime and continue to uphold the flag of peace and civilised 'first world' countries. DON'T LET THEM FORGET.

 

[funnylife33]

 

[TheSkaFish]

I know Trump just got convicted on 34 counts, but I for one would be willing to give him a full pardon if he would do a live TV cover of Master P's "Make 'Em Say Uhh (Uhh!) Na na na na (Na na na na!)".

Trump's tone-deaf, off-tempo delivery, and zombie-like dance moves, would be more than worth it.



I also think he'd do a good (bad) job mangling Frank Sinatra's "Fly Me To The Moon".

 

[TheSkaFish]

^these were the thoughts that came to me while pulling weeds this week, lol

 

[MrLonely86]

Speaking of Moon ..... Earth is doomed , gather your friends and go to Mars.