A jaguarundi guide to finding someone

[Bob Arctor]

That's it. I have had enough. Reading the same old stuff on the various threads from the lot of you, complaining about the opposite ***, dating, and why you can't find anyone...

Madam Jaguarundi, this is a valiant effort but you are tampering with the very fabric of A Lonely Life itself. Without a constant outflow of bitterness, whining and general misanthropy this site would collapse on itself and become a gravitational singularity, thus consuming all nearby surrounding forums.

I see that your endeavor to better the denizens of this site is completed, so I suppose all we can do now is sit back and pray for the mercy of fate. For what it's worth, I won't blame you as our accounts are being sucked into the void and crushed into a tiny spec with infinite density and zero volume. I know you only wanted a better world for us.

 

[jaguarundi]

That's it. I have had enough. Reading the same old stuff on the various threads from the lot of you, complaining about the opposite ***, dating, and why you can't find anyone...

Madam Jaguarundi, this is a valiant effort but you are tampering with the very fabric of A Lonely Life itself. Without a constant outflow of bitterness, misogyny and whining this site would collapse on itself and become a gravitational singularity, thus consuming all nearby surrounding forums.

I see that your endeavor to better the denizens of this site is completed, so I suppose all we can do now is sit back and pray for the mercy of fate. For what it's worth, I won't blame you as our accounts are being sucked into the void and crushed into tiny specs with infinite density and zero volume. I know you only wanted a better world for us.

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[Bob Arctor]

It's happENIIIIIINNNNNNGGG!!!!!!

 

[Peaches]

all right, now I can't sleep anymore…

 

[jaguarundi]

Mr Arctor's prediction that we will be swallowed up by a black hole if the misogyny, negativity, bitterness and whining on ALL were to cease seems to have been true..

A recent virulent outbreak of the above in a thread on this very Relationships Forum has caused the black hole to shrink and veer off course.

So Peaches, Bob, ... It seems we are safe for a while longer

 

[TropicalStarfish]

wowwwwie...

 

[Gozo]

wowwwwie...

Never the wrong time for Pink Floyd