Corrupt the wish game.

[Felix]

Granted, but you always have the same dream in which you are trapped in a supermarket with a bunch of annoying clowns bothering you with flowers that throw water and funny noises.

I wish I had four arms.

 

[whispers]

Hahaha granted, but what is the use of four arms when you dont have hands and fingers lol

i wish i could meet Ian Somerhalder

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but you don't get along.

I wish I could drop dead.

 

[Missing]

Granted,but you come back as a zombie

I wish I could go a year back in time.

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but in a years time you get back here,and it's granted again,and this goes on for eternity like Ground Hog Day,but longer.

I wish my cat would stop meowing at me!

 

[Pezza]

Granted, but it starts barking at you instead.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining weight.

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but, you can only eat food that disagrees with you and you are constantly using the toilet and vomiting.

I wish I didn't need to wear eyeglasses.

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but people don't think you're as smart.

I wish I had a 'block' function in real life.

 

[Missing]

Granted,but once you blocked someone you couldn't unblock them.

I wish I had a nice voice and could sing.

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but no one likes your songwriting.

I wish I could get by with fewer hours of sleep.

 

[DreamerDeceiver]

Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to oxygen.

I wish I could teleport myself off this rock.

 

[Aurora]

Granted,but you end up in Alcatraz

I wish I lived in a log cabin high up in the Nepalese mountains living off the land

 

[whispers]

Granted, but the bugs there are huge and attack relentlesly, so you can hardly spend any time out of your cabin.


I wish i had flannel sheets

 

[Aurora]

Granted,but you soon get fed up having copious layers cos,as to quote the advert 'one sheet is plenty'

I wish I could pull a wooly blanket over my snoring dog

 

[WishingWell]

Granted, but the dog is allergic to the wool in the blanket and it costs you $1,000 for the Veterinarian's bill.


I wish you could lose weight by eating ice cream.

 

[whispers]

Granted but only liver flavor ice cream, mmmm

i wish i didnt have to wear glasses

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but then you see the world as it really is!

I wish I didn't have to take my bins(trash) out every Wednesday night.

 

[Aurora]

Granted but the binmen collect on a Tuesday now

I wish I had a lamp that could grant three wishes

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but Disney sue you for copyright infringement.


I wish I had a boat on the canal.

 

[whispers]

Granted but the canal goes dry overnight due to aliens who needed water.

I wish i had my own home by the lake, with a mountain in the back.