Corrupt the wish game.

[WishingWell]

Your wish is granted, but now you have to change jobs and only a night job is available and you have to sleep all day.



I wish I could afford to move back to the city where I lived, instead of having to stay in this isolated suburban town.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but everyone in the city is infected with a fungus that makes your skin look like a cranberry muffin, and you are all quarantined forever.

wish i win the lottery tonight

 

[Felix]

Granted, but they pay you in tickets for opera.

I wish I had giant robot.

 

[whispers]

lol, ew opera
granted, you get your giant robot who squishes everything in sight, the citizans alert the army and they send missles to distry it along with your village mooahahaha

I wish i would never have dry lips again

 

[ronery]

lol, ew opera
granted, you get your giant robot who squishes everything in sight, the citizans alert the army and they send missles to distry it along with your village mooahahaha

I wish i would never have dry lips again

Granted but you spend your life savings on Carmex Lip Balm.

I wish to be a mod on this site.

 

[Felix]

Granted, but you can only moderate the closed discussions subforum.

I wish I had a library.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but you can only moderate the closed discussions subforum.

I wish I had a library.

Granted, but all the books smell musty and are in a language you cant read.

i wish i had someone to nurse me today, im sick

 

[ronery]

Granted but it's an obese sweaty male nurse!

I wish I had a 4-leaf clover.

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but it brings you bad luck if you lose it.

I wish I could stop over-thinking things.

 

[WishingWell]

Granted, but it leaves you with such poor concentration, you have a hard time thinking about anything.


I wish I didn't eat so much junk that I gained back the 12 lbs. I struggled to lose.

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but you miss out on parties to avoid bad food.

I wish could teleport.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

Granted, but you dont get to choose where you teleport to and its usually to places like rubbish dumps you end up in.

I wish I had a flying boat.

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but it is fueled by the tears of others

I wish I knew everything.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted but you're brain can't contain all the knowledge and it drives you completely insane

I wish I had pee splatter resistant walls at work that would send it back on the splasher. (not me btw i can control my stream,lol)

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but then the splashed person stinks up the place after getting out.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but you never let it rain,and everything dies including you.


I wish my hair would grow back.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but it is so resistant that it cant be cut, and it will grow very very long


I wish i could speak all languages

 

[Sci-Fi]

Dammit Whispers...beat me to it.

Granted, including long dead languages and no one understands you.

I wish everyone wishes came true.

 

[whispers]

Hey im fast this morning lol... not !

Wish granted, and you will see the human speacies self distruct because their wishes will turn into power games and the world will be out of controle.

I wish i wasnt so lazy lately

 

[flaneur]

Granted, but you end up overworking yourself and losing touch with everyone.

I wish I could fall asleep instantly.