Corrupt the wish game.

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, but you will be crucified in 3 years

I wish I had a Secret Service

 

[Vladdy]

Granted, but then they suspect you want to betray them and the send you to Guantanamo.

I wish i had a mobile phone that is actually working.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, a model from 1991

I wish I had a Jedi sword

 

[Felix]

You get your jedi sword but darth vader comes to get it back and takes it away while you sleep.

I wish everyone had to wear funny hats all the time.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, but you won't enjoy the sight of a beautiful hair anymore

I wish I lived in a mountains town

 

[Arsenic Queen]

Granted, but you get winter all year long.


I wish I could get all the shoes I want for free.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, but from now on the footwear industry will produce one shoes model per decade

I wish I spoke an excellent English

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but, you will be the only person on earth that speaks English.

I wish I lived in a castle.

 

[Arsenic Queen]

Granted but it's constantly -20'C inside.


I wish I could live in a place where there's no harsh winter.

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

Granted but the summer is unbearable.

I wish Taylor was here.

 

[SilentComfort]

Granted, but he(?) has become a zombie.


I wish i had blueberry pie for dinner every day.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but you will have severe diarhea every time you eat some

I wish i would stay young for the rst of my life

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, but a short life

I wish I could harm my enemies just by thinking of that

 

[WishingWell]

Granted, but your enemies turn out to be your friends.


I wish I could eat as much of and anything I wanted and not gain weight.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Granted, but you will have a voracious appetite, and you will spend a fortune on food

I wish I was a great musician

 

[Crimso]

Granted, but you're deaf.

I wish to have wings.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but they are chicken wings, so you cant fly


i wish i could travel as much as id like to

 

[grainofrice24]

Granted but you have nobody to go with so it's boring and ******.

I wish that I wouldn't be bombarded with images of beautiful women every day

 

[whispers]

Granted, you will be bonbarded by images of hot sexy men lol

I wish people didnt need to fart

 

[Pezza]

Granted but then farting becomes an art form and then a sport. Soon after the newly founded MLF becomes the most popular league in the world.


I wish people didn't fear me.