How would you respond if I.....

[Scotsman]

I'd be cool with that. I prefer nudity. You'll have to deal with that unsavoury sight.

How would you respond if I listened in on every phone call you made?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Well, half of what I do at work is make and receive calls, so I'd wish you luck with that.

How would you respond if I accused you of eating all the peanut butter?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

Id wipe the pbutter from my chin & say thats absolutely ridiculars!!!! Are you mad woman!!!
How u respond if i asked u to dance?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd say of course. Then promptly step all over your feet.

How would you respond if I stepped all over your feet while dancing?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

Id say thats fine since your not wearing any pants
Howd u respond if I then dipped you low and spun u round

 

[EveWasFramed]

Probably by falling on my face, lol.

How would you respond if you dropped me and broke my arm?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

Id respond by catching u before u fell and broke ur arm saying Oh Eve of little faith, Id never drop you my friend I watched Grease many times!
Howd u respond if I sang a song to you

 

[Scotsman]

I'd go all Simon cowell on your ass. I.e behave like a self important, self indulgent caricature of my own media created persona and say, come back next year.

How would you respond if I told you I could grant any wish you wanted but in return you'd never feel affection again?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

LOL!!
Id have a serious think about it cos im not getn as much affection as I wolud like lol
Howd u respond if I asked you to dance also?

 

[Scotsman]

Hey, I'm a very open minded guy, lets dance sweetie!

How would you respond if I paid for the entire days news, BBC and sky, to be one big story about my love for you... And pies?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'd watch it and cry.

How would you respond if I published a book of a story that tells about you and your life experiences?

 

[9006]

Not be surprised while it's incredibly small.

How would you respond if somebody told you you don't suit your glasses?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I wouldn't really care, cos if I like it, I like it.

By the way, you broke the game again! It's How would you respond if I....

How would you respond if I kept correcting the game which keeps being played wrongly?

 

[9006]

Stop responding.

How would you respond if I got frustrated about people pointing out stupid errors?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Aww.. it was just another OCD thingy of mine.
Well, feel bad. :\

How would you respond if I just stopped responding at all?

 

[9006]

Hmm, nothing?

How would you respond if I started speaking in Japanese?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd think that's cool and applaud you for it.

How would you respond if I kept appearing in your dreams every night?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

By saying appear in my dreams will u (waves fist!!) then try to appear in yours
Howd u respond if i asked u to dinner?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Sure, why not. It's no fun eating alone now, is it.

How would you respond if I rejected your invitation to dinner?

 

[Cavey]

I'd probably just smile and say "No problem" and then die a little inside.

How would you respond if after being rejected I got down on my knees and begged?